Guess Holmes' Condition

From Message 173: This is intended as a "Cheer Holmes Up" thread, and if this turns out to be a bad idea we'll just stop.My guess for Holmes' condition? After years of recurrent knee injuries, Holmes is going in for simultaneous knee replacements and penis reduction surgery. Best of luck, Holmes! Get well soon and rejoin the fray!--PercyThis message has been edited by Percy, 04-15-2005 02:54 PM

Thanks for making me nearly spit my gin and tonic, Percy.Since holmes said something gruff about not wishing him well in the capital punishment thread, I'd like to take the opportunity to do it here instead. So, good luck holmes - total stranger that you are - I hope that all goes well, and that we can all benefit from your WOWs (words of wisdom) as soon as you feel ready, willing and able to impart them again.

Actually, it's message 173.I'm gonna take a stab at this. He has sexual identity crisis.This message has been edited by Admin, 04-15-2005 02:55 PM

Surgery to correct a recurring injury sustained during meritorious service in the Disco Wars.

I'm guessing incontinence, that's a "functional" problem, & it happens to the best of us, from time to time.Holmes, how young did you start drinking cask conditioned ale?

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Went on one of those "body makeover shows to try and improve his disco image....but it turned out horribly wrong! This message has been edited by Phatboy, 04-16-2005 09:27 AMThis message has been edited by Admin, 04-16-2005 12:40 PM

Probably hurt the knee while trying to jump out of the corner he had painted himself into.

May be he has the same condition as I do: keep trying to reach out of people's screens and grab their throats.

I always thought that your condition was more along the lines of multiple personality disorder! Let go of my throat! I'm only kidding!

double ovulation? i have that one.

I'm telling you, he's got sexual identity crisis and is now undergoing a complete sex change Hey holmes, if you're seeing this, give us a hint.

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double ovulation? i have that one.

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That explains a lot.

you have no idea.

Since I'm a woman, I have a littel bit of an idea.Let's just say I wouldn't wanna be you in this regard.

I think he suffers from a permenant erection. The damn thing won't ever go down. And now after years of having to strain to pee through it, he's damaged his bladder muscles! Plus he's going for Libido reduction surgery.(Get well soon, Holmes).