------------------ Mrs. Krabappel: Are there any questions? Bart: Yes, how would I go about creating a half-man/half-monkey type of creature? Mrs. Krabappel: I'm sorry, that would be playing God. Bart: God schmod! I want my monkey-man!
Reverend Lovejoy: All your neighbors came to your aid! Be they Christian, Jew, or... miscellaneous... Apu: HINDU! There over 500 million of us, you know! Reverend Lovejoy: Well that's just super.
Family Guy's definitely got the better religious quotes, though.
Peter: Thank you, Jesus! Jesus: No, no it wasn't me! It was... Vishnu: That's okay. I'm used to it.