Losing weight by faith

http://www.thevigilanteband.com/jesus.htm

LMFAONow that is funny

"The Lord cannot speak to a person through a Cheetoh. No, he must boom from the heavens with a "thou shalt not"As much a God in your own image and likeness moment as anything else.Don't shoot this womans messanger - even if it is a Cheetoh. Instead ask yourself "did the message get through". Apparently it did in this ladies case. Its a commonly enough said thing but is worth repeating: "the Lord (continually) meets you where YOU are at".If that happens to be at a point when your snout is tucked into a bag of drugs called gluttony - then so be it. She got the message.

If it had been me, I would have eaten the Cheeto with a silent moment of communion...and trusted that that cheeto would be my last!(Hide the bag and pray for me! )

I hope that is a before pic and not an after or someone is delusional in more ways than one.

And the message was: "Don't eat your Saviour!"

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Awesome!This message has been edited by pesto, 04-27-2006 01:36 PM

Profound Ringo: she might now be a thin ex-CatholicThis message has been edited by iano, 27-Apr-2006 06:58 PM