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Topic: I thought you guys could get away from debates and enjoy a little humor.
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 498 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 1 of 17 (105451)
05-05-2004 1:55 AM
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PROOF THAT GIRLS ARE EVIL 1. Girls require time and money girls = time X money 2. We know that time is money.
3. Therefore, girls require money squared
4. We know that money is the root of all evil
5. Therefore, money squared equals evil
6. We are forced to conclude that girls are evil
The Laminator
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AdminSylas
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Message 2 of 17 (105452)
05-05-2004 1:59 AM
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Thread moved here from the Short Subjects forum.
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Denesha
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Clever.
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Percy
Member Posts: 22480 From: New Hampshire Joined: 12-23-2000 Member Rating: 4.8
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Very good! Instead of JPEGs, next time you might want to just use UBB codes and HTML tags. For example, hit the raw text button to see how I did this:
--Percy
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mike the wiz
Member Posts: 4755 From: u.k Joined: 05-24-2003
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Well, this would definately fit with the Theory of Asgara, which states that she infact uses her "homework" excuse as a fib, and she is infact out spending her money. Now I know that girls = evil I can sure as heck state that Asgara = evil.
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Asgara
Member (Idle past 2323 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: 05-10-2003
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bah...You know you love me
And those rumors of horns are VASTLY exagerated
Asgara "Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever....but get over it"
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mike the wiz
Member Posts: 4755 From: u.k Joined: 05-24-2003
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Message 7 of 17 (105732)
05-05-2004 9:11 PM
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Reply to: Message 6 by Asgara
05-05-2004 8:57 PM
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Evil = Asgara Hahaha, untill you let me into that secret admin forum, the Theory holds water.  Stop trying to charm me.
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Cthulhu
Member (Idle past 5873 days) Posts: 273 From: Roe Dyelin Joined: 09-09-2003
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The problem is, as girls require time AND money, it would be girls = time + money, not girls = time X money.
Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Proudly attempting to Google-Bomb Kent "The Idiot" Hovind's website
Idiot
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coffee_addict
Member (Idle past 498 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: 03-29-2004
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Message 9 of 17 (105781)
05-05-2004 11:43 PM
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Reply to: Message 8 by Cthulhu
05-05-2004 9:43 PM
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Cthulhu writes: The problem is, as girls require time AND money, it would be girls = time + money, not girls = time X money. Helloooo... It's a joke.
The Laminator
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jt
Member (Idle past 5617 days) Posts: 239 From: Upper Portion, Left Coast, United States Joined: 04-26-2004
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Message 10 of 17 (105794)
05-06-2004 12:39 AM
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Reply to: Message 8 by Cthulhu
05-05-2004 9:43 PM
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The problem is, as girls require time AND money, it would be girls = time + money, not girls = time X money. There is no flaw in the proof. The more time you spend with girls, the more money you spend on them. Thus girls are directly proportional to time and money. This means girls = time X money, so Lam is right 
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Cthulhu
Member (Idle past 5873 days) Posts: 273 From: Roe Dyelin Joined: 09-09-2003
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I'm perfectly aware of that.
Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! Proudly attempting to Google-Bomb Kent "The Idiot" Hovind's website
Idiot
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One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6176 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: 11-21-2003
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Message 12 of 17 (106971)
05-10-2004 1:15 AM
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I concur!
I concur that women are the root of all evil. Look at Eve, look at all the psychotic ex-girlfriends in the world, look at Asgara and Shrafinator! Shouldn't that be proof enough?!
Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit.
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One_Charred_Wing
Member (Idle past 6176 days) Posts: 690 From: USA West Coast Joined: 11-21-2003
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Reply to Asgara and Mike
I passed it by before because I thought it was just a few times, but... Is it just me or do Mike The Wiz and Asgara turn things into an internet hookup chat every time they're in the same thread? That's really not a big deal, but with the mention of homework it sounds like one of them's a 7th Grader or something. Is this going to turn into a pedophile case?
Wanna feel God? Step onto the wrestling mat and you'd be crazy to deny the uplifting spirit.
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Asgara
Member (Idle past 2323 days) Posts: 1783 From: Wisconsin, USA Joined: 05-10-2003
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Re: Reply to Asgara and Mike
Just to let you know hun, I'm old enough to be your mother..and the homework is college...
Asgara "Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever....but get over it"
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grass monkey
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Re: Reply to Asgara and Mike
Ahahahahaha I will bet that Asgara's 15 and Mike wiz is 3.
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