Dear Chris,
Your text is not easy to understand for foreign readers. I feel that you suggest the answer pathway in the question formulation.
* Chris has written a song, "Analogies of Evolution", which he would be glad to share with you. The song contains analogies that demonstrate how the theory of evolution is an insult to the intelligence.
Please give us the link to download this .wav (or .mpg). It will perhaps be more clear with musical background.
Ned, I'm constructive. Isn't it?
Denesha