Big Bang of Satan

You may not like my theory, but the "Big Bang", according to me, was created by Satan and he named it Hades. Death roamed the plains before God was around.What God created was another part of the earth. God did not create Satan. Satan had discovered this region, and sent Death to explore and carry out the bidding of evil. Death took the form of a snake that approached Adam and Eve.
When the "apple of death" (hence the name) was eaten, and mankind were doomed to die (physically that is), Satan had carried out his chaos. (through Death)

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"I no longer fear hell, but have grown accustomed to it."

"I trust you are proposing this theory in the hopes that God will get mad and come down and straighten you out. I agree, that would be nice."If God hasn't come down already, he wouldn't come down just for one scoundrel in Australia. There are plenty more reasons for him to come to Earth than me. Don't think he'd bother much with me tho.I would like to see that, lol.In any event, there is noreason why this theory COULD be correct.
Water is the drink of life. Just also an entree to wash down with death..

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"I no longer fear hell, but have grown accustomed to it."