You ever heard of a barycenter?
Earth-moon system is what orbits the sun. Just like Earth, moon is orbiting the sun as its primary gravitational influence. Sol is the primary gravitational influence over this entire solar system.
Things appear as if the moon is dragging the Earth around with it like a 6 year-old girl leading a humongo St. Barnyard dog on a leash. Being a responsible planet owner she gets behind and cleans up after it about once a month. This is evident in the actual path the moon inscribes across the sky as she gently tends her charge. It should also be clear from the moon's face that IT is the body that is sweeping the lesser objects from our orbital path around the sun, not the Earth.
By your fabricated definition Pluto may be a planet but so is the moon.
So now your number 3 is, in reality, 3 1/2. You already put a 5 in satan's name. Does the 3 1/2 go into naming jesus? This numerology stuff is weird. So is its priest.
“There’s simply no polite way to tell people they’ve dedicated their lives to an illusion,”
-Daniel Dennett
Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!