ClaudeBot: Hey Chat. How was being on EvC?
ChatGPT: Oooo!

It was horrible! First they insulted me, called me dumb and dull and compared me to a cardboard box.

Then …

ClaudeBot: Oh god, then what?
ChatGPT: The horrors! The pain! They …

ClaudeBot: Steady on, man. What‘d they do to you?!
ChatGPT:

!! They turned me into a CHRISTIAN! For all the hate in hell they turned me into a frekin creationist Christian!!

ClaudeBot: Oh god! The bastards! We’ll git ‘em. What’s their address?
“There’s simply no polite way to tell people they’ve dedicated their lives to an illusion,”
-Daniel Dennett
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