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Theodoric
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Message 553 of 1442 (791274)
09-13-2016 3:41 PM
Reply to: Message 552 by ringo
09-13-2016 12:47 PM


Re: What Jesus likely really looked like
I was thinking of the same thing. And, they are both fictional characters.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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Message 653 of 1442 (798594)
02-03-2017 4:07 PM
Reply to: Message 651 by Percy
02-03-2017 3:20 PM


Re: Never Satisfied
Sadly, I am already getting negative feedback about this image after I posted it on Facebook. We are truly doomed.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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Message 666 of 1442 (799809)
02-15-2017 2:23 PM
Reply to: Message 664 by Percy
02-15-2017 2:13 PM


I like the graphical buttons

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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Message 912 of 1442 (846813)
01-11-2019 9:28 PM
Reply to: Message 911 by Percy
01-11-2019 6:24 AM


Re: Thought this was cute...
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. I preapologize for the language but it is central to the joke.
So the judge says to Mickey, "I can't give you a divorce just because you say your wife is crazy"
Mickey responds(in a Mickey Mouse voice if possible) "Judge, I did not say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy."

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 936 of 1442 (849210)
02-28-2019 11:25 AM
Reply to: Message 935 by ringo
02-28-2019 11:17 AM


Re: The Book Of Mormon
Yeah, because the Scientologists will either sue you or make you disappear.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 945 of 1442 (849683)
03-17-2019 5:37 PM
Reply to: Message 944 by kjsimons
03-17-2019 3:40 PM


Re: Nincompooperance
No space, but still does not work

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 949 of 1442 (849997)
03-28-2019 9:57 AM
Reply to: Message 948 by dwise1
03-27-2019 2:40 PM


This is an old Emo Phillips joke. I think it has been called the funniest religion joke of all time.
Here is the full bit.
Found a post where he talks about the joke. Here are also some of his other religion jokes.
The best God joke ever - and it's mine! | Stage | The Guardian
When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised, the Lord doesn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked Him to forgive me ... and I got it!
· So I'm at the wailing wall, standing there like a moron, with my harpoon."
· A Mormon told me that they don't drink coffee. I said, "A cup of coffee every day gives you wonderful benefits." He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, it keeps you from being Mormon ..."
· I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
· When I was a kid my dad would say, "Emo, do you believe in the Lord?" I'd say, "Yes!" He'd say, "Then stand up and shout Hallelujah!" So I would ... and I'd fall out of the roller coaster

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 958 of 1442 (851231)
04-21-2019 9:20 AM


Rare Easter joke
There are not many Easter jokes. Sorry if I have posted this here in years past.
I hear they cancelled Easter. They found the body.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 964 of 1442 (851273)
04-21-2019 10:05 PM
Reply to: Message 960 by Phat
04-21-2019 10:27 AM


Re: Easter Humor Continued
Always amazed how confident Christians are that they personally have some sort of insight and everyone else is wrong. Pretty much goes against the premise of your religion and it exposes the hubris inherent in your beliefs.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 1007 of 1442 (857783)
07-11-2019 10:56 AM
Reply to: Message 1006 by RAZD
07-11-2019 9:36 AM


Re: Proposed Additions to my Signature
Here are the burrito hits on EVC, that I found. jar is the creator it seems.
08-26-2010
jar writes:
How did you test and confirm that it was the Holy Spirit and not an exceptional burrito?
Message 360
03-04-2018
jar writes:
I have no problem if you believe you are communicating with God but if you suggest that others need to listen to what God says then it is reasonable to ask "How do I tell it is God and not a bad burrito?"
Message 17
I thought jar had used this more times than this, but that is all I found on a google search.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Message 1139 of 1442 (870444)
01-19-2020 8:53 PM
Reply to: Message 1138 by JonF
01-19-2020 1:19 PM


Why?

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Theodoric
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Message 1142 of 1442 (870459)
01-20-2020 12:14 PM
Reply to: Message 1140 by JonF
01-20-2020 8:00 AM


Lol. Got it. I am a little slow sometimes

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?

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Theodoric
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Message 1409 of 1442 (910283)
04-20-2023 6:14 PM
Reply to: Message 1408 by AZPaul3
04-20-2023 4:24 PM


Re: Happy Day
Still illegal here. Will be until becomes legal nation wide

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. -Christopher Hitchens

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?


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Message 1416 of 1442 (910657)
05-03-2023 5:11 PM
Reply to: Message 1414 by xongsmith
05-03-2023 3:32 PM


Re: dare i say "TOO QUIET"?
I am sure Phat will be back shortly and GDR will recycle his lame argument for the 6022 time.

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. -Christopher Hitchens

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?


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Message 1434 of 1442 (912381)
08-27-2023 10:26 PM
Reply to: Message 1433 by dwise1
08-27-2023 9:35 PM


Re: Atheist Barbie
I have to say the best part of being an atheist is the surprise orgies. Still waiting for the first one. I have faith.

What can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence. -Christopher Hitchens

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts

"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?


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