I think I have a reasonable excuse, as I was recovering from a fairly radical and topic related surgery.
You didn't change your mind and have everything cut off again, did you? Or, in this case, glued back on?
Since you never comin' 'round I gotta hit you while you're here. Hope it all works out for you, Mod.
OK, I'll go crawl back into my hole, now.
Stop Tzar Vladimir the Condemned!