Coffee House Musings on Creationist Topic Proposals

"They stole the election!"

I already answered that. We wouldn't expect to find any papers that say we couldn't have gotten to the moon without the theory of gravity. It's a silly demand. Likewise, we wouldn't expect to find any papers saying that the earth is not flat. It's a silly demand.The onus is on you to cite any scientific paper in which any creationist or any science-denier has ever produced any useful idea about biology.

I see you're another one of those creationist dupes who doesn't understand the difference between an ancestor and a cousin. Maybe you don't understand family relationships because you're an only child?Everybody has grandparents but not everybody has uncles and aunts or cousins.On my mother's side alone, I had seven aunts and four uncles by blood, plus seven uncles and four aunts by marriage. And they produced forty-seven cousins.My cousins are not my grandparents. There is a direct line of descent from my grandparents to my parents to me - and there are other SEPARATE direct lines of descent from my grandparents to my aunts and uncles to my cousins. But there is NO line of descent between my cousins and me.This understanding comes easily when there are so many of us. It may be difficult for you if you have no cousins.So no, we are not evolved from apes. We are their cousins, not their grandchildren. We are evolved from common ancestors.And no, we are not evolved from pigs. We are their cousins, not their grandchildren. We are evolved from common ancestors.Your hero, the idiot Kleinman, is afraid to discuss this because it will only make him look stupider.

Never mind trying to put "other words" in my mouth. Read the words I actually say.I have made no claim. I have stated scientific fact. I have also told you that EVERY scientific fact does not necessarily correspond with a specific paper. We don't need papers that say the earth is round or water is wet because those facts are pretty well-known. That's EXACTLY how it works. YOU have made the claim that disagrees with all scientific knowledge. YOU are the one that has to back that up. I am in no way obligated to back up the fact that the earth is round or that water is wet. And you're a 9-IQ creationist, so nobody cares what you think.

As usual, you don't know what you're talking about.

It's funny that you don't even realize you're contradicting yourself.You have admitted that we are related to cows and pigs. Being related MEANS we have a common ancestor. It's the DEFINITION of the word "related". The fact that you don't understand that just confirms your low intelligence.

What the hell are you talking about? You've shown three different DRAWINGS of Santa Claus, nothing whatsoever to do with evolution.Dredge is confused enough already.