dwise1 writes:
This god couldn't even find his way from Egypt to Canaan with both hands and a pillar of fire and you would trust him to guide you with that which is most important to you? If you were to call a cab for the airport and God was the driver, it could take you months or even years to get to the airport and even then you couldn't be sure that you were at the right one.
dwise1, you’re missing the whole god message here! Once god finally got you to the airport, he would make you run around the whole thing a-hooting and a-hollering while the entire structure collapsed killing everyone inside. This is because god is loving and merciful, or something. This would also give you your choice of seats on the airplane.
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