I'm surprised that he's not also involved in calling for banning an extremely dangerous substance, dihydrogen monoxide (AKA "dihydrogen oxide", "DHMO"), which according to one petition kills thousands of people each year.
Excerpt from another petition:
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Dihydrogen monoxide:
- is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
- contributes to the "greenhouse effect".
- may cause severe burns.
- contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
- accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
- may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
- has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
- as an industrial solvent and coolant.
- in nuclear power plants.
- in the production of styrofoam.
- as a fire retardant.
- in many forms of cruel animal research.
- in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
- as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Porky needs to stop spreading Russian disinformation and devote his efforts to something far more important.
More information can be found on the Wikipedia page for
DHMO.
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