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dwise1 Member Posts: 6077 Joined: Member Rating: 7.3
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This morning on MSNBC Live with Stephanie Ruhle, they were discussing the early stages of the investigation into Trump's inaugural committee. In describing the White House's options to respond, the analyst pointed out that Trump is so exposed on so many fronts that it would be hard to choose a response. Switching to a Star Wars analogy, they'd have to decide whether to attack the Death Star or the base on the planet. Ruhle ended that segment with the comment that she would not want to be chained or handcuffed to Jabba the Hut.
Trump would make a great Jabba the Hut, don't you think?
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1666 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
Or this explains it ...
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Phat Member Posts: 18656 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.4
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Perhaps the puppeteer is Mr.Putin?Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. ~RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith You can "get answers" by watching the ducks. That doesn't mean the answers are coming from them.~Ringo
Subjectivism may very well undermine Christianity.In the same way that "allowing people to choose what they want to be when they grow up" undermines communism.~Stile
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Phat Member Posts: 18656 From: Denver,Colorado USA Joined: Member Rating: 4.4 |
The lyrics in this broadway musical are hilarious. Even though they are poking fun at Mormons, it applies to all of us religious nutters.
Songlist with lyrics Edited by Phat, : No reason given. Edited by Phat, : No reason given.Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. ~RC Sproul "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." ~Mark Twain " ~"If that's not sufficient for you go soak your head."~Faith You can "get answers" by watching the ducks. That doesn't mean the answers are coming from them.~Ringo
Subjectivism may very well undermine Christianity.In the same way that "allowing people to choose what they want to be when they grow up" undermines communism.~Stile
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ringo Member (Idle past 673 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Mormons: The only religion you can still make fun of.
And our geese will blot out the sun.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9489 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 6.3 |
Yeah, because the Scientologists will either sue you or make you disappear.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness. If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3971 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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Including a fair number that could go to the "Cat person, dog person" topic.
35 Perfect Reasons To Love New Yorker Cartoons » Design You Trust Moose
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dwise1 Member Posts: 6077 Joined: Member Rating: 7.3
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I used my phone to take this picture off of a YouTube video. It's hard to see the very top, but the name of the game is "You Don't Believe in God BINGO." The object of the game is stand around a street preacher (eg, Ray Comfort) and listen to him. Every time he uses a bad argument that's on the card, you mark it off. The first one to get Bingo yells "Bingo!" and holds his card up. I would assume that everybody gets a different card with the same bad arguments but in different squares. I just now Google'd it and got these hits: https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=O3WEXMXpD8n_0g...
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dwise1 Member Posts: 6077 Joined: Member Rating: 7.3 |
There's also a bingo game using PRATTs: ID Creationist Bingo -- eg, at https://skeptico.blogs.com/...o/2007/09/bingo-creationi.html. Google'ing on creationism bingo will also bring up an image gallery.
The sample card there (not an image) includes:
IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY JUST A THEORY MOLECULAR "MACHINES" "TRUCKS" "BUSSES" DARWIN RESPONSIBLE FOR HITLER / NAZIS 2nd LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS "WATCH" OR "MOUSETRAP" OR "MOUNT RUSHMORE" DARWINISM A "FAITH" OR A "RELIGION" EVOLUTION A "THEORY IN CRISIS" UNIVERSE IS FINE TUNED FOR LIFE TRANSITIONAL FOSSILS / GAPS IN FOSSIL RECORD TEACH THE CONTROVERSY / LET THE CHILDREN DECIDE QUOTE MINE DARWIN OR OTHER SCIENTIST JOKER (ie, a free square; does not refer to any mention of William Dembski, Michael Behe, or Phillip Johnson, etc) MICRO NOT MACRO EVOLUTION RANDOM / CHANCE NEWTON (or other eminent scientist) A CREATONIST / RELIGIOUS CONFUSE EVOLUTION WITH ABIOGENESIS DNA IS "COMPUTER CODE" NO EVIDENCE FOR EVOLUTION COMPARE ID TO SETI / ARCHAEOLOGY CAMBRIAN EXPLOSION NO MORALITY WITHOUT GOD "DARWINISM" "DARWINISTS" MUTATIONS DO NOT ADD INFORMATION REPEATS DEBUNKED ARGUMENTS You could turn these bingo games into drinking games, but your liver would never survive.
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3971 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 6.9
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xkcd: Size Venn Diagram
Warning - studying diagram may cause cranial implosion. MooseProfessor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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Percy Member Posts: 22955 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 7.1
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The three empty boxes are left as an exercise for the reader.
--Percy
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1666 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined: |
You could add “mistake” to the center ...
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1666 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 15, 2019 - GoComics
(no easy link to image) Evil socialists visit 1950 ... Enjoy Added by edit - Moose has figured out the link to image trick:
Always good to also have a source link, in case the embedding fails. Adminnemooseus Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Added by edit.by our ability to understand Rebel☮American☆Zen☯Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click)
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kjsimons Member Posts: 829 From: Orlando,FL Joined: |
My new favorite word coined by Opus!
Nincompooperance Not sure why, but the link has a space added when you try and click on it before the "3&oe=5Dss5D4C". Removing the space from the url in the browser will get the link to work.
Link fixed. --Admin Edited by Admin, : Fix link.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9489 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 6.3 |
No space, but still does not work
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness. If your viewpoint has merits and facts to back it up why would you have to lie?
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