If she didn't scream she'd be stoned for adultery.
Nice own goal.
Quite the brilliant law-giver you have there.
Did you miss the part where we're discussing God's attitude toward sex?
Or did you miss the part where he (in your fairy-tale, at least) is responsible for those laws, and their damned if you do/damned if you don't idiocy?
Respect is earned, Faith. Your dishonesty and willful ignorance have long ago stripped you of any expectations in that department.