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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Lammy writes:
Well, every one of the Google Ads is about combustion.
Go ahead and do a google search for "hydrogen burning".
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coffee_addict Member (Idle past 506 days) Posts: 3645 From: Indianapolis, IN Joined: |
Ok, I know if you have to explain the joke then it loses its potency. Can you explain your joke?
If you say the word "gullible" slowly, it sounds like oranges. Go ahead and try it.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Lammy writes:
Are you familiar with The Princess Bride? "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." Can you explain your joke? I just thought it was funny that Google did exactly the opposite of what you thought it would do.
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Diomedes Member Posts: 996 From: Central Florida, USA Joined:
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Q: What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog. Wah wah waaaaaah.
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2
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Well at least it isn't green.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4451 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0
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I pass this fence every day and every day it makes me laugh. The old fence blew down last Fall and the owner spent 2 weeks putting up the replacement.
I started thinking of it as the Trump Fence after Trump announced his plan to build a wall....his plans are always amazing, but execution not so much.
Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Reduce image width. Click on to get full resolution.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
2 weeks? Looks like he hacked it out in about 2 hours. At least the boards seem to be the same length.
You can't expect anything to be level but the love of Pete, make the gaps the same. Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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jar Member (Idle past 423 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped! |
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Tanypteryx Member Posts: 4451 From: Oregon, USA Joined: Member Rating: 5.0 |
And look at the top right horizontal cross piece. and the lengths of the boards above it.
2 weeks? Looks like he hacked it out in about 2 hours. It was excruciatingly slow watching him build it. My guess is it was on purpose or he has serious spatial perception malfunctions. An odd regional fence building convention is wooden fences and wooden posts in the ground or concrete. It rains a lot here in the Willamette Valley and fences and posts rot in just a few years even when they are painted. I have only seen a couple wood fences that lasted a long time and those were large, (8x8) dense wood treated with creosote. Now there are very dense recycled plastic fencing materials (that may last for centuries) that look like wood. Expensive, but you only have to build it once.What if Eleanor Roosevelt had wings? -- Monty Python One important characteristic of a theory is that is has survived repeated attempts to falsify it. Contrary to your understanding, all available evidence confirms it. --Subbie If evolution is shown to be false, it will be at the hands of things that are true, not made up. --percy
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 4.7
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Theodoric writes:
With beer breaks, that sounds about right.
2 weeks?
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2
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Well from the quality of work he took more than a couple beer breaks.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Theodoric writes:
Before you start a new board, Drink! Well from the quality of work he took more than a couple beer breaks.After each nail, Drink! Then there's the Consolation Drink when you make a mistake and the Congratulatory Drink when you don't....
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