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Theodoric
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Message 451 of 1442 (778063)
02-15-2016 3:44 PM
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02-15-2016 3:17 PM


This highlights a peeve of mine. The picture is not of a monkey, it is of a chimpanzee. They are not the same thing.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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Message 452 of 1442 (778085)
02-16-2016 10:23 AM


This just in
Apple has come out with a new wi-fi music player that will stream wireless music in women's breast implants.
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size.
This marvel solves the age old complaint of women who say we only look at their boobs and never listen to them.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 453 of 1442 (778303)
02-19-2016 7:38 AM



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Message 454 of 1442 (778314)
02-19-2016 8:25 AM
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02-19-2016 7:38 AM


Fun Fact
Interestingly the US Air Force and NASA have admitted to spreading aluminum flakes in the atmosphere ...
... they say it was to test if they could reduce the effects of climate change by reflecting sunlight away in the upper atmosphere. Results were inconclusive.
... but it was really an attempt to provide everyone with foil hat protection ....

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Message 455 of 1442 (778325)
02-19-2016 9:21 AM
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02-19-2016 7:38 AM


So worried about the chemtrails that they don't bother putting a mask on the baby.

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Message 456 of 1442 (778335)
02-19-2016 11:02 AM
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02-16-2016 10:23 AM


Re: This just in
~1.6 writes:
The new iboob will cost from 499.00 to 699.00 depending on speaker size.
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular.

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Message 457 of 1442 (778341)
02-19-2016 11:46 AM
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02-19-2016 11:02 AM


Re: This just in
But they can't use their speakers in Church.

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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Message 458 of 1442 (778343)
02-19-2016 11:51 AM
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02-19-2016 11:02 AM


Re: This just in
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular.
That's a base assertion.

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Message 459 of 1442 (778407)
02-19-2016 8:05 PM
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02-19-2016 11:02 AM


Re: This just in
No doubt women with bigger speakers will be more popular.
Because they'll have more volume.

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Message 460 of 1442 (778408)
02-19-2016 8:40 PM
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02-19-2016 11:46 AM


Re: This just in
But they can't use their speakers in Church.
There are no speakers in church. Everyone--without exception--is a listener.

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain

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Message 461 of 1442 (778409)
02-19-2016 9:09 PM
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02-19-2016 8:40 PM


Re: This just in
Must be a very quiet service then.

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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Message 462 of 1442 (778413)
02-19-2016 10:29 PM
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02-19-2016 9:09 PM


Re: This just in
The one speaking is doing more listening than pitching. This is a rare breed---men and women who actually report only what they hear. 90% of the TV evangelists are unable to hear from god and are actually pitching a business. Some of them mean well, but the anointing just isn't there.
add by edit: How ironic that this is the humor page!
Edited by Phat, : No reason given.

Chance as a real force is a myth. It has no basis in reality and no place in scientific inquiry. For science and philosophy to continue to advance in knowledge, chance must be demythologized once and for all. —RC Sproul
"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." —Mark Twain

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jar
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Message 463 of 1442 (778451)
02-20-2016 9:45 AM
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02-19-2016 10:29 PM


Re: This just in
Phat writes:
The one speaking is doing more listening than pitching.
Listening to ...?

Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!

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Message 464 of 1442 (778475)
02-20-2016 1:23 PM
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02-19-2016 10:29 PM


Re: This just in
Alas, I see not the humor in your posts

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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Message 465 of 1442 (778871)
02-25-2016 11:52 AM
Reply to: Message 464 by Theodoric
02-20-2016 1:23 PM


Winter is Trumping

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