Very cat.
My girls never have to escalate like Simon's cat--I'm a kitten-sensitive new age kinda guy.
I've learned to leave clear evidence of their breakfast in the sink, because if I go back to bed still half-asleep, they'll try it again in an hour or two in the same sweet way. They just shrug at each other when the two-breakfast thing doesn't work; I'm sure it has worked, or they wouldn't keep trying.
Bless their scheming, hypercarnivorous little hearts...
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
Homo sum, humani nihil a me alienum puto.
-Terence