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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1517 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Ringo writes: (I also like Nazi marching songs.) FACIST. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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ringo Member (Idle past 425 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
1.6 writes:
Excuse me. I have to go look at Google Maps of Poland now.
ringo writes:
FACIST. (I also like Nazi marching songs.)
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frako Member (Idle past 318 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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frako Member (Idle past 318 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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Minnemooseus Member Posts: 3943 From: Duluth, Minnesota, U.S. (West end of Lake Superior) Joined: Member Rating: 9.7
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Filed here for lack of a better place.
Found via:Amazing Video: Meteorite Narrowly Misses Norwegian Skydiver - Little Green Footballs If the embed doesn't work: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzYJaQ0h4Dg Moose Edited by Admin, : Fix link.Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham "The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith "Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien "I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose
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frako Member (Idle past 318 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
um just wondering why wasn't the meteorite burning from the friction with the air?
Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.
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roxrkool Member (Idle past 1002 days) Posts: 1497 From: Nevada Joined: |
That's what I wondered when I saw the video yesterday. The "meteorite" also looks a bit too angular; it just doesn't seem to have the right shape.
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Modulous Member Posts: 7801 From: Manchester, UK Joined:
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um just wondering why wasn't the meteorite burning from the friction with the air? It would have hit the atmosphere at 10km/s (or more) rapidly decelerating and ablating (vapourising essentially). If anything survives it slows down to terminal velocity (about 200-300 mph) and cools to ambient atmospheric temperatures as it plummets, in a period sometimes called 'dark flight'. Only rocks that start the process at about 10 tonnes or more are likely to collide with the earth with some of their cosmic velocity (and thus glow all the way down), if this was one of those - we'd have heard about it as it happened, not two years later! If you picked up a freshly fallen meteoroid, you probably wouldn't notice any significant temperatures (though in fairness, testing this is tricky). Edited by Modulous, : No reason given.
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Percy Member Posts: 22438 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.5
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The lead manager at the head of the table was the personality who in my experience causes the most damage. Where I work the stupidity usually involves failure to recognize when a decision will have a significant impact on human resource requirements. --Percy
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1418 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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ringo Member (Idle past 425 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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George decided he wanted to be a Mountie so he went down to the local detachment to apply.
The sergeant said, "I'm going to ask you a few questions to test your intelligence and general aptitude. First, name three fruits." George said, "A banana and two cherries." The sergeant hesitated and then wrote something on his pad. "I'll give you full marks for mathematcs but I can only give you partial credit for English. Let's try a follow-up question: Name three fruits that start with 'n'." George said, "A napple, a norange and a nonion." The sergeant hesitated again and wrote something on his pad again. "I'm afraid I can only give you partial credit again. A nonion is not a fruit." It went on like that for a while. Eventually the sergeant said, "I have one last queston for you: Who killed Jesus Christ?" George thought carefully, Who killed Jesus Christ? Who killed Jesus Christ?, but he couldn't come up with an answer. Finally the sergeant said, "I'll tell you what. Why don't you go home and think about it and come back when you have an answer?" All the way home George was thinking, Who killed Jesus Christ? Who killed Jesus Christ? When he got home his wife asked him how it went and he said, "They asked me some really hard questions. At first I didn't think I was doing very well but they must have liked my answers because they put me on a murder case already."
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frako Member (Idle past 318 days) Posts: 2932 From: slovenija Joined: |
super gay Nazi soldiers LFMAO Edited by frako, : No reason given.Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that. |
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onifre Member (Idle past 2964 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
I couldn't understand any of it. They were speaking gibberish I think.
- Oni
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 814 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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Found here
quote: Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. |
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ringo Member (Idle past 425 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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A paleontologist said, "Wow!
I just found a pre-Cambrian cow. Evolution is bunk And DNA is junk. Please mail me my Nobel Prize now!" His biologist colleague said, "Now,Your discovery may be a wow, But it doesn't stress me. What would really impress me Would be a creationist cow." The pre-Cambrian cow said, "Moo-oo,I evolved from a droplet of goo. You're free not to love it (If not, you can shove it) But I'm still related to you." |
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