For years, I've struggled to understand why conservatives think they can behave like this is the 1920s when things were great for white men and sucked for everyone else... and white christian men could act all racist and homophobic all they wanted. In fact, I think people like buzsaw get a boner every time they fantasize about returning back to the good ole days when christian moral was king and white christian men could be open bigots against everyone else.
So, recently it occurred to me that the only way to explain away the conservative mindset is to seek out the help of science.
Why are areas concentrated by conservatives are red on the political map? I've found the answer.
Those aren't actually red areas. They're red shifted. Conservatives are accelerating away from reality so much so that they are red shifted. This would also explain why conservatives think they can treat other people like back in the 20s. They're stuck in the time dilation resulting from the acceleration away from reality.
So, my theory of everything uses science to explain christian conservative bigotry and behavior.
What do you think? Does my theory of everything hold water?
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