1992 Darwin Awards WinnerConfirmed True by Darwin
(21 December 1992, North Carolina)
Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death
in December in Newton, when, awakening to the sound of
a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone
but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special,
which discharged when he drew it to his ear.
Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android