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Message 747 of 1042 (691016)
02-19-2013 8:14 AM
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02-19-2013 7:36 AM


Re: Re:Makers Mark to be watered down?
Maker's Mark and water, on the rocks?

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Message 802 of 1042 (699201)
05-15-2013 6:19 PM
Reply to: Message 801 by Omnivorous
05-15-2013 6:05 PM


Re: Oh, Republicans, You Are Funny
It's the genial hatred that I find most engaging.
Republicans hate their genials? Well that explains a lot.

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Message 807 of 1042 (699348)
05-17-2013 8:03 PM
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05-17-2013 12:35 PM


Re: A new motto for creationists
How about you take out "A little"?
Edited by AZPaul3, : oops

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Message 837 of 1042 (702742)
07-11-2013 10:21 AM
Reply to: Message 835 by Heathen
07-11-2013 3:02 AM


Re: Christian Universe Perspective
is that the "Cock and Balls" supercluster?
Yes, it is. But since it's not masturbating then it's OK.

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Message 840 of 1042 (702842)
07-11-2013 5:28 PM


PZ gave this site a wank today.
Hard Dawn
Enjoy.
Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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Message 843 of 1042 (702880)
07-12-2013 8:04 AM
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07-12-2013 6:32 AM


Conspiracy!
Damn scientists! Keeping us from the truth again!
I was there a few times yesterday to scan the articles and did get hit with a "Site not available. Out of resources," with WordPress's logo on it. A few seconds later I could get on to another article.
PZ's wank seems to have caused a major run on the site.
Interesting WordPress would stop the flood this way.
More interesting is the SquidMaster's awesome power and reaching tentacles over all the world!

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Message 930 of 1042 (708667)
10-12-2013 7:51 AM
Reply to: Message 929 by frako
10-12-2013 5:11 AM


Translation
frako,
From the reactions seen in the video there appears to be something funny going on. Since you speak this language, whatever it is, could you translate for us, please.

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Message 934 of 1042 (708725)
10-13-2013 7:25 AM
Reply to: Message 933 by frako
10-12-2013 6:31 PM


Re: Translation
One word reply.
Yorktown.

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Message 937 of 1042 (708886)
10-15-2013 11:11 PM
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10-15-2013 10:30 PM


Re: Translation
Your fantasies are quite vivid. And so you insist they are real despite all facts to the contrary.
That's OK. We're used to that in this forum. Just look at any thread with mindspawn or Faith.
Edited by AZPaul3, : No reason given.

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Message 939 of 1042 (708900)
10-16-2013 7:41 AM
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10-15-2013 11:36 PM


Re: Translation
Well now your going to claim that you dont have a Kenyan seacret Muslim president bent on destroying america by giving its people affordable healthcare.
Got me there, frako. I surrender.

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Message 952 of 1042 (709137)
10-22-2013 12:34 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


The Registry
Now, Mr. Christ, this is Joaquin Diablo. If anyone can get you removed from the state's sexual offender registry this is the man.

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Message 969 of 1042 (709473)
10-26-2013 10:18 PM
Reply to: Message 966 by xongsmith
10-26-2013 4:11 PM


Re: new caption contest
"George? I smell a fo ..."
"Quite, Sid, watch the show."
"But George, I really smell a fo ..."
"Think she'll turn around and lift her tail?"
"What? Oww, that'd be neat!"

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Message 991 of 1042 (711955)
11-24-2013 7:47 PM
Reply to: Message 990 by ringo
11-24-2013 4:02 PM


Oh, god, that was horrible!
Stencharoonie!
Good show.

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Message 1000 of 1042 (712130)
11-27-2013 3:16 PM
Reply to: Message 996 by frako
11-27-2013 9:45 AM


I have a corn on my 12"
Barleycorn my 12-inches!
If you take an inch and divided it into fourths you have a quarter-inch. If you divide that same inch, or any other inch, into halves you get a half-inch. An eighth gives you an eighth-inch, and so on.
That barleycorn thing was just a myth meant to embarrass us.
Other than this barleycorn junk the rest of his stuff sounded OK by me.

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Message 1004 of 1042 (712166)
11-28-2013 6:48 AM
Reply to: Message 1003 by frako
11-28-2013 1:36 AM


Re: I have a corn on my 12"
frako,
You do know this is the "Humor" thread, right?
the metric system is fare easier and better.
That is just the problem. Metric is too easy. Its' all 1's and 0's in orders of magnitude all logically ordered and internally consistent. There is no intellectual challenge to it.
The Imperial system lends itself to neuroplasticity, the training and strengthening of the brain. One must actually think of the relationships in order to use it correctly and since the relationships are arcane, obscure and inconsistent considerable brain power is necessary to keep it all straight.
That's one of the reasons Libera is counted among the intellectual capitals of the world.

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