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1.61803
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Message 976 of 1042 (709740)
10-29-2013 3:57 PM
Reply to: Message 975 by frako
10-29-2013 9:35 AM


I think it would depend on several factors.
Amount of alcohol consumed.
What time is it at the bar.
Plausible deniablity.
Do I really need this left arm.
You know the universal constant of a 2 at 10 or a 10 at 2.

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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Message 977 of 1042 (709742)
10-29-2013 4:09 PM


Old british women plays Grand Theft Auto (video game)
Hilarity ensues:
http://youtu.be/Knab9oQIMOQ
GAMERGRAN87 writes:
Sorry about the language everyone but I got a letter from British Gas and I had to let my anger out!
20% price hike?! You thieving bastards.
Have some of this.

frako
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Message 978 of 1042 (709771)
10-29-2013 7:47 PM
Reply to: Message 976 by 1.61803
10-29-2013 3:57 PM


dunno if you got the joke, they tapped the phone of Angela Merkel the German chancellor.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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Message 979 of 1042 (709773)
10-29-2013 8:24 PM
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10-29-2013 7:47 PM


All over the news here.

Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts
"God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.

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1.61803
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Message 980 of 1042 (709877)
10-30-2013 4:53 PM
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10-29-2013 8:24 PM


Like Stephen Cobert said, (paraphrasing)
"I'm not sayin the president broke the law when he tapped all our phones, Im just saying it's wierd he didn't have to."

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

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ringo
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Message 981 of 1042 (709981)
10-31-2013 12:11 PM


From The Fearless Vampire Killers:
[a young woman tries to fend off a vampire with a cross]
Vampire: "Oy vey, have you got the wrong vampire."

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Message 982 of 1042 (711249)
11-16-2013 11:21 AM



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Message 983 of 1042 (711276)
11-16-2013 7:01 PM
Reply to: Message 982 by Coyote
11-16-2013 11:21 AM


The funny thing is...
The funny thing is, the condom's not a bad symbol of government, given government's many prophylactic functions. In the jungle we used them to protect the barrels of our guns.
One of the funniest things about this "cartoon" is that elsewhere your social conservative allies falsely claim that condoms prevent neither disease nor pregnancy. That canard nicely parallels the lies conservatives tell about government.
This cartoon does two disservices: it continues the right's corrosive attack on the legitimacy of government--the us-ness of U.S.--and in the process attacks vitally important contraception and public health programs.
The condom is a low cost, highly effective tool for public health and family planning (e.g., fewer teen pregnancies, fewer AIDS transmissions, & a billion fewer hungry mouths on an overloaded planet). Here, falsely, the condom is associated with abortifacients and generational genocide. A bit of latex, with the potential to save thousands of lives, about which the right has told so many lies, used to propagandize public (which is what government is) impotence: now, that's funny.
In reality , Medicare delivers health care with an administrative overhead a fraction of private insurances, one of a thousand public goods and services preserved and performed by government employees efficiently and cost-effectively. But we can't have Medicare for everyone because the right passionately opposes healthcare for everyone; and Medicare and Medicaid can't get the prices Canadian consumers get because the right blocked Medicare/Medicaid price negotiations.
So I guess what I'm saying is that most folks know who the dicks are, even after all the funny business with rubbers.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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Message 984 of 1042 (711277)
11-16-2013 7:13 PM


...and now for something even funnier,
Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

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Message 985 of 1042 (711483)
11-19-2013 1:05 PM


1992 Darwin Awards Winner
Confirmed True by Darwin
(21 December 1992, North Carolina)
Ken Charles Barger, 47, accidentally shot himself to death
in December in Newton, when, awakening to the sound of
a ringing telephone beside his bed, he reached for the phone
but grabbed instead a Smith & Wesson .38 Special,
which discharged when he drew it to his ear.

Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

1.61803
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Message 986 of 1042 (711484)
11-19-2013 2:13 PM


Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was assaulted.
Ba-da- bum!

"You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs

frako
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Message 987 of 1042 (711547)
11-20-2013 7:57 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

Diomedes
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Message 988 of 1042 (711584)
11-20-2013 3:01 PM
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11-16-2013 7:13 PM


Re: ...and now for something even funnier,
Toronto mayor Rob Ford
I loved this depiction from a sign at a protest rally in Toronto:

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Dogmafood
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Message 989 of 1042 (711623)
11-20-2013 7:14 PM
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11-20-2013 3:01 PM


Re: ...and now for something even funnier,
Heh not anymore he don't.

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ringo
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Message 990 of 1042 (711939)
11-24-2013 4:02 PM


Rudolph walked out of Communist Party headquarters and got into the car with his wife who was waiting to pick him up.
"It's snowing pretty hard," she said.
"That isn't snow. It's rain," he replied.
"I really think it's more like snow."
"Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
They drove on in silence.

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