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Tangle
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Message 946 of 1042 (709094)
10-21-2013 4:27 AM



Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

frako
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Message 947 of 1042 (709099)
10-21-2013 8:28 AM



Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

Granny Magda
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Message 948 of 1042 (709111)
10-21-2013 1:06 PM


Go Home Evolution, You're Drunk
"Oh, man. I just had the best idea.
"Let’s hear it, evolution."
"You know how everything is better deep-fried?"
"Wait, what?"
"That other batfish was nothing. Look: pancake batfish. Pancake batfish! I’m a genius.
"God, you’re weird."

More of evolution's greatest mistakes here.
Mutate and Survive

Granny Magda
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Message 949 of 1042 (709113)
10-21-2013 1:17 PM


Assorted Fruits of Wrath by Ogalf
More at oglaf.com, much of which is utterly depraved and completely unsuitable for work. Unless you work in a brothel for coprophiliac leprechauns or something.
Mutate and Survive
Edited by Granny Magda, : No reason given.

frako
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Message 950 of 1042 (709116)
10-21-2013 3:07 PM


Kill this kill that kill mother fuckers and fucked mothers kill kill kill. 6 commandment DON'T KILL
Sound probably not good for wrork, or children or people that dont want to hear the word fuck.
Edited by frako, : No reason given.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

Dr Adequate
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Message 951 of 1042 (709119)
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Caption Competition
Would anyone like to supply a caption for this fine piece of Christian art?

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Message 952 of 1042 (709137)
10-22-2013 12:34 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


The Registry
Now, Mr. Christ, this is Joaquin Diablo. If anyone can get you removed from the state's sexual offender registry this is the man.

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vimesey
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Message 953 of 1042 (709139)
10-22-2013 3:00 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Ok, so it's agreed - we'll stick with 'Christ', but we'll drop the "Jesus" - it sells well in the ethnic demographic, but we're looking for broader appeal here."

Could there be any greater conceit, than for someone to believe that the universe has to be simple enough for them to be able to understand it ?

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Tangle
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Message 954 of 1042 (709152)
10-22-2013 5:46 AM



Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

bluegenes
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Message 955 of 1042 (709238)
10-22-2013 10:53 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water."

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frako
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Message 956 of 1042 (709241)
10-23-2013 2:23 AM
Reply to: Message 955 by bluegenes
10-22-2013 10:53 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Charlie, you gotta meet this guy. 'Says he can procure wine for all our stores for the price of goddamn water."
Yea well that happens a lot and my friends dont like it, the last time a friend of mine committed the sacrilege of pouring 650 litres of wine down a hill, that inconsiderate bastard. But yea in a country of wineries im the only cunt borne surrounded by forest.
im talking about the price of bottled water in stores and the price of wine at the winemakers.

Christianity, One woman's lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand
What are the Christians gonna do to me ..... Forgive me, good luck with that.

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ringo
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Message 957 of 1042 (709273)
10-23-2013 3:39 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"And thirty pieces of silver for the TV rights...."

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Dogmafood
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Message 958 of 1042 (709274)
10-23-2013 10:06 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
Habib was concerned, "Are you alright Mr. Cameron? My hand is over here."
edit Or maybe "Who the fuck are you talking to?"
Edited by ProtoTypical, : No reason given.

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Diomedes
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Message 959 of 1042 (709275)
10-23-2013 10:58 PM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio in a private meeting with their Lord and Savior, discussing the various evils of universal healthcare, gun control, income re-distribution and the EPA."

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Tangle
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Message 960 of 1042 (709276)
10-24-2013 3:09 AM
Reply to: Message 951 by Dr Adequate
10-21-2013 5:31 PM


Re: Caption Competition
"Meet Peter, your stunt double for your new movie 'Bible 2.0: Christ Returns'. I think you'll find that our special effects department will really make those miracles come alive.

Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android

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