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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined: |
Cover-up of what, exactly? Were you asleep all week? Did you not notice the vast difference between the talking points that were issued by this administration before the election, and the truth that is just now coming out? This looks pretty much the same as what Nixon did--it is the cover-up, not the original incident, that gets you in the most trouble. If you want to pursue this, start a thread. This does not belong in "Humor."
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9202 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
Did you not notice the vast difference between the talking points that were issued by this administration before the election, and the truth that is just now coming out?
Why don't you start a thread and point out these differences and show how this is indicative of a coverup.Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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Adminnemooseus Administrator Posts: 3976 Joined: |
If you want to pursue this, start a thread. This does not belong in "Humor." The rare political moment I agree with Coyote. It goes no further here. Someone start a new topic if you wish to pursue it. AdminneooseusOr something like that.
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Percy Member Posts: 22506 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4
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And my personal favorite:
--Percy
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Coyote writes:
There's no inaction like inspired inaction, spurred on by enthusiastic apathy and prompt procrastination.
... politically-inspired inaction....
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
It's the genial hatred that I find most engaging.
"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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It's the genial hatred that I find most engaging. Republicans hate their genials? Well that explains a lot.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5 |
Dr A writes: rbp writes:
He doesn't know, it's been covered up. But we know that there was a cover-up, because why else is there no evidence of malfeasance? Answer me that. Cover-up of what, exactly? A department manager is called into the Director of Patient Service's office at an elite East Coast cancer center. The Director holds a graduate degree from an Ivy League school; he is an otherwise apparently intelligent man. Director of Patient Services: Serious accusations have been lodged against you. Department Manager (me): What are the accusations? DPS: I can't tell you that. DM: Who made these accusations? DPS: I can't tell you that. DM: Were you offered any evidence to support these accusations? DPS: Your accusers suggest that the total lack of evidence is proof of your evil genius. (He really said "evil genius"--I soon had a handmade T shirt so adorned...). DM: Giggles. DPS: This is no laughing matter. The accusations are serious ones. DM: Exits, laughing. It turned out that several erstwhile employees in my department had observed me wire-tapping their computers with new network cables. Ever since, I have endeavored to leave trace evidence of wrongdoing in order to protect myself."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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Omnivorous writes:
At one time or another I have worked for the Post Office and the RCMP. Both of them fingerprinted me and both of them, in the true spirit of bureaucracy, managed to lose my fingerprint records. Ever since, I have endeavored to leave trace evidence of wrongdoing in order to protect myself. The RCMP lost them twice. The third time they fingerprinted me, the officer told me that he couldn't find any ridges on my fingertips. (I mentioned that I sometimes do carpentry/woodwork so they might have been worn away by handling rough lumber and/or sandpaper.) So I might have been a master criminal - until DNA was invented.
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Omnivorous Member Posts: 3992 From: Adirondackia Joined: Member Rating: 7.5
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ringo writes: So I might have been a master criminal - until DNA was invented. I have it on the good (if badly dated) authority of the State that diverse organic compounds have rendered my DNA unintelligible. This would explain my children. NB: After an FBI background check, the Army granted me a fairly high level security clearance. My faith in J. Edgar was badly shaken."If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. Safety first.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1 |
How about you take out "A little"?
Edited by AZPaul3, : oops
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad?
Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on. - Oni
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 765 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined:
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Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right.... Fuck that........bacon and beer for me!
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Panda Member (Idle past 3743 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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onifre writes:
Nah - it's because of too many chips (fries to you). We haven't had a joke here in almost a month. Is everyone ok? Are we sad? Hey if this means everyone is at the gym working out and eating right, and you don't have time for EvC humor, then I'm all for it. Carry on. I get out of breath trying to reach the keyboard. Edited by Panda, : No reason given."There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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