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mindspawn Member (Idle past 2686 days)
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Message 646 of 1042 (689559)
02-01-2013 1:14 AM
Reply to: Message 644 by onifre
Very true indeed. There's an audience out there somewhere that will laugh. The key is to find them and have them pay to watch you tell jokes.
Now, in mindspawn's case, his audience would be better suited using their money for other things, like guns to defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, balls to hang on their trucks, Get-R-Done hats/stickers and "Who Farted" t-shirts.
Enjoying the comebacks, I'm new to this forum and admit the cartoons were bad taste for this light hearted thread , so bring it on, I deserve it. But don't forget about my well armed audience
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AZPaul3 Member
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Message 647 of 1042 (689577)
02-01-2013 7:24 AM
Reply to: Message 644 by onifre
... defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, etc ...
What kind of Walmarts do you go to that you need defense from their products? And then why would you go there if the goods are that dangerous?
The "Who Farted" t-shirts I can understand but I would think shooting them wouldn't do as much for you as using Lysol.
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Message 648 of 1042 (689595)
02-01-2013 10:44 AM
Reply to: Message 645 by subbie
I thought it was funnier phrased:
Is your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth?
The imagery provides a better pun.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 310 days)
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Message 649 of 1042 (689635)
02-01-2013 10:34 PM
Satire Is Futile
Yes, conservatives
will defend Nazism and the Holocaust if Obama says that those were bad things.
President Obama Commemorates the ‘Senseless’ Holocaust | National Review
Next I think he should make an impassioned speech in favor of breathing.
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Panda Member (Idle past 3739 days)
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Re: Satire Is Futile
From your link:
quote: Tallcorn
And then you begin to weep. Ideally.
"There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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AZPaul3 Member
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Re: Satire Is Futile
es, conservatives will defend Nazism and the Holocaust if Obama says that those were bad things.
Humor?
Disgust.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2977 days)
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Message 652 of 1042 (689676)
02-02-2013 1:35 PM
Reply to: Message 647 by AZPaul3
What kind of Walmarts do you go to that you need defense from their products?
I don't shop at Walmart, there are none in Manhattan. But I'm sure there's plenty of guns being brought in and sold at Walmart.
And then why would you go there if the goods are that dangerous?
The "Who Farted" t-shirts I can understand but I would think shooting them wouldn't do as much for you as using Lysol.
I think you misunderstood the direction that joke went...
- Oni
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Message 653 of 1042 (689678)
02-02-2013 2:20 PM
Reply to: Message 652 by onifre
I think you misunderstood the direction that joke went...
No misunderstanding and I appreciate it.
I was being deliberately obtuse because I thought it was ... funny.
your joke:
using their money for other things, like guns to defend themselves against minorities, Walmart goods, balls to hang on their trucks, Get-R-Done hats/stickers and "Who Farted" t-shirts.
where you meant they use their money to buy guns, buy walmart goods, buy balls, buy stickers and buy t-shirts,
I deliberately misinterpreted to say
to defend themselves against minorities ...
to defend themselves against Walmart goods ...
to defend themselves against balls to hang on their trucks ...
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See? You need to defend yourself against Walmart goods! Hilarious!
OK, you woulda needed to be there.
Edited by AZPaul3, : cuz
Edited by AZPaul3, : mor
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Message 654 of 1042 (689680)
02-02-2013 4:44 PM
Reply to: Message 653 by AZPaul3
Hey, Paul.
You know how we always tell creationists to leave the science to professional scientists?
We should have a similar rule about leaving the comedy to professional comedians.
-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)
Darwin loves you.
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Message 655 of 1042 (689681)
02-02-2013 5:30 PM
Reply to: Message 654 by Blue Jay
You know how we always tell creationists to leave the science to professional scientists?
I hope oni can use some of this stuff.
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Message 656 of 1042 (689697)
02-03-2013 8:26 AM
Reply to: Message 655 by AZPaul3
President Obama should go on TV to ask people not to eat yellow snow if only for the joy of hearing Fox News explain how good yellow snow really is.
(From Being Liberal fb-page)
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Message 657 of 1042 (689754)
02-04-2013 12:11 PM
Why America is Better
VIDEO
by Doug Stanhope
- Oni
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Message 658 of 1042 (689777)
02-04-2013 2:26 PM
Reply to: Message 657 by onifre
Re: Why America is Better
Better or worse, it's all our fault.
VIDEO
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 310 days)
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Message 659 of 1042 (689820)
02-04-2013 11:42 PM
Republicans are keeping it classy as only they know how ....
https://twitter.com/ToddKincannon/status/298251890783830016
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Shield Member (Idle past 2888 days)
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I think that guy is hilarious!
The Honey Badger of American Politics
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Enjoying the comebacks, I'm new to this forum and admit the cartoons were bad taste for this light hearted thread , so bring it on, I deserve it. But don't forget about my well armed audience 
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