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Tangle Member Posts: 9516 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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This one's for Percy
Life, don't talk to me about life - Marvin the Paranoid Android |
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1534 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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Two peanuts walk into a bar.......................................
...........................................................................one was a salted. Edited by Adminnemooseus, : Trim down the number of ".". Was causing over-width on my display."You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs |
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined:
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Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung |
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Heathen Member (Idle past 1314 days) Posts: 1067 From: Brizzle Joined:
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey...
But I turned it round, And that's what its all about... |
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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I don't have video, so I'll have to use my words:
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8564 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.1
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3. And scientists are lousy lovers. When they find the position they lose the motion. And when they find the motion they lose the position.
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 832 days) Posts: 3193 Joined:
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(sorry, this deserves a frickin Peanut Gallery)"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." -Dawkins
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Percy Member Posts: 22506 From: New Hampshire Joined: Member Rating: 5.4
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I'm anti-climate change, too. I liked it a lot better the way it was before.
--Percy
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Coyote is.....anti-climate change???? I've never watched someone turn into a creationist before my very eyes. This is so sad! Coyote, it's been nice knowing the sensible, intelligent, fact-based debater you once were. - Oni
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RAZD Member (Idle past 1435 days) Posts: 20714 From: the other end of the sidewalk Joined:
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountantson my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should tryelectricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librariansare the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I likeconstruction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up whenhe observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.' Enjoy Edited by RAZD, : .by our ability to understand Rebel American Zen Deist ... to learn ... to think ... to live ... to laugh ... to share. Join the effort to solve medical problems, AIDS/HIV, Cancer and more with Team EvC! (click) |
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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
Three ladies were discussing, in a slightly roundabout way, the topic of abortion. The Catholic lady insisted that life begins at conception. The Anglican lady suggested that life really begins at birth. They argued back and forth for a while until they noticed that the Jewish lady wasn't saying anything. They both turned to her and asked, "When do you think life begins?"
The Jewish lady hesitated and then said, "Life begins when they graduate from medical school."
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nwr Member Posts: 6412 From: Geneva, Illinois Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
The version of that story that I previously heard, ends with the Jewish guy (maybe it was a Rabbi) saying:
Life begins when the children leave home and the dog dies.Fundamentalism - the anti-American, anti-Christian branch of American Christianity
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