And, of course, it's the end of the world tomorrow according to the Mayans
Local News:
"Numerous missing persons reports are pouring in from throughout the city involving the sudden disappearance of dozens of Native American residents. Rumors that all trace their origins to Guatemala, Belize and the Yucatan region of Southern Mexico have not been confirmed.
Police report investigations ongoing and assure the public the situation is under control."
As stolen from
here.
Moose
Professor, geology, Whatsamatta U
Evolution - Changes in the environment, caused by the interactions of the components of the environment.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." - Bruce Graham
"The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Yesterday on Fox News, commentator Glenn Beck said that he believes President Obama is a racist. To be fair, every time you watch Glenn Beck, it does get a little easier to hate white people." - Conan O'Brien
"I know a little about a lot of things, and a lot about a few things, but I'm highly ignorant about everything." - Moose