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ringo Member (Idle past 442 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
onifre writes:
There is a joke in there somewhere - something about a fire hose in Hell....
Mitt Romney's family posthumously baptized Ann Romney's atheist father
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onifre Member (Idle past 2981 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined:
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I'm working on stuff. Romney has been a gift from the comedy gods. And so has Clint Eastwood! - Oni
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cavediver Member (Idle past 3674 days) Posts: 4129 From: UK Joined:
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I was perfectly happy being miserable as fuck this evening, until I hit that 2min mark
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fearandloathing Member (Idle past 4175 days) Posts: 990 From: Burlington, NC, USA Joined: |
I was waiting for the joke, watched the whole thing..... I must say the dancing near the end was worth it.
A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves. ― Edward R. Murrow "You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them" - Ray Bradbury
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hooah212002 Member (Idle past 832 days) Posts: 3193 Joined: |
That dude looks like if he comes to your door and is unable to convert you, he'll eat your goddamn soul himself.
Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given."Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." -Dawkins
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9202 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.4 |
Is this what fundies think is "hip" and "cool"? Wow that was painful. Funny but painful.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined:
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(with apologies to Paul Simon)
"The problem is all inside your head'" she said to me."The answer is easy if you think deceptively. I'd like to help you in your struggle to be V. There must be fifty ways to be a liar." She said, "It's really not my habit to campaign.Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost in the refrain. If you repeat yourself at the next stop of the train They won't believe you are a liar." "You just fib on the track, Jack.Lie about the debt, Chet. It doesn't need to be true, Hugh, Just listen to me. Prevaricate, Nate No truth in the debate, Tate. Spread a little myth, Biff And make yourself V." She said, "It grieves me so,Factcheckers cause you pain. I wish there was something you could do Except to lie again." I said, "I appreciate that And would you please explain About the fifty ways?" She said, "Why don't we bothMake up same facts tonight And I believe in the morning no one will notice they're not right." And when they dissed me, I realized she probably was right. There must be fifty ways to be a liar. Fifty ways to be a liar. There's the one about the plant, Grant.And don't forget Medicare, Larr. Be coy about his birth, Mirth And they'll listen to me. Prevaricate, Nate No truth in the debate, Tate. Spread a little myth, Biff And make myself V. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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bluescat48 Member (Idle past 4220 days) Posts: 2347 From: United States Joined: |
I don't know about humor, but I find such procedures asinine. people should have respect for the dead, not force their mythology on them.
There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002 Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969 Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008
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subbie Member (Idle past 1285 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. -- Thomas Jefferson We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate Howling about evidence is a conversation stopper, and it never stops to think if the claim could possibly be true -- foreveryoung |
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Coyote Member (Idle past 2136 days) Posts: 6117 Joined:
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The only known photo of Karl Marx and Obama together.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Why is Karl doing a Napoleon Bonaparte impression....?
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.7
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That was taken in the infancy of photography, before they figured out how to get the hands right.
{removing tongue from cheek} Everybody knows how hard doing hands can be, which is why the Simpsons have 4-digits instead of 5 and why Napoleon's portrait had his hand tucked into his vest.
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