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Panda Member (Idle past 3741 days) Posts: 2688 From: UK Joined:
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rbp writes:
Ridiculous! Girls names (English in parenthesis):... Panda Everyone knows Panda is a boy's name!! Some more weird English names: Mark: A small area on a surface having a different color from its surroundings, typically one caused by accident or damage.Peter: Decrease or fade gradually before coming to an end. Job: A group of homogeneous tasks related by similarity of functions. John: A toilet / A prostitute's client. "There is no great invention, from fire to flying, which has not been hailed as an insult to some god." J. B. S. Haldane
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Aware Wolf Member (Idle past 1449 days) Posts: 156 From: New Hampshire, USA Joined:
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When I was in the Navy I had a shipmate named Walter Dick. He was dating a girl named Anita. As far as I know, they never got married.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
Have you ever heard of Ima Hogg?Ima Hogg - Wikipedia
It was rumored she had a sister named Ura Hogg. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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rueh Member (Idle past 3690 days) Posts: 382 From: universal city tx Joined:
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When I was in tech school we were in class with the Seabees. One of the female Seamen there had the last name of Swallows. So she was Seamen Swallows. I still laugh about that to this day. That and every time I see a commisioned officer with the last name of Wood. You know somewhere along the line they are gonna be Major Wood.
'Qui non intelligit, aut taceat, aut discat' The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open.-FZ The industrial revolution, flipped a bitch on evolution.-NOFX It takes all kinds to make a mess- Benjamin Hoff
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined:
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In that same vein, I was in the Army and knew a Major Moron.
I also knew a Major Bozo. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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ringo Member (Idle past 441 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined:
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rbp writes:
I like Fryd. I'm going to name my next five children Fryd. The english Joy, is a name in Denmark too, though it is just as stupid as the danish Fryd. I also like Joy. And Faith, Hope and Charity (which reminds me of a Benny Hill routine about Fait, Ope and Carity....)
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
And here I used to think I had a good one, a Major Hassle.
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1.61803 Member (Idle past 1533 days) Posts: 2928 From: Lone Star State USA Joined: |
That's funny. I bet you could not wait for that silver oak leaf.
Oh I also knew a Anesthesiologist with the last name Pane. "You were not there for the beginning. You will not be there for the end. Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative" William S. Burroughs
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
I know of a surgeon with the last name of Butcher
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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Coragyps Member (Idle past 763 days) Posts: 5553 From: Snyder, Texas, USA Joined: |
A Cherokee Highway Patrolman in Oklahoma with the last name Sixkiller. I suspect the people he stopped for speeding got quiet when they saw his badge.
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dwise1 Member Posts: 5952 Joined: Member Rating: 5.2 |
Remembering back three decades, Major Hassle was on an IG team. For the sake of civilian lurkers, the Inspector General (IG) visits and inspects units periodically to ensure that they are following all procedures correctly; admin usually gets hit especially hard.
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Blue Jay Member (Idle past 2726 days) Posts: 2843 From: You couldn't pronounce it with your mouthparts Joined: |
My parents once worked with a banker named Linda Dollar (I'm not lying).
I met a guy whose last name is "Elder." He was a Mormon, so, when he was serving his mission, he was "Elder Elder." I also knew an Elder Young.-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus) Darwin loves you. |
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Theodoric Member Posts: 9201 From: Northwest, WI, USA Joined: Member Rating: 3.2 |
The Cherokee chief Wilma Mankiller.
Facts don't lie or have an agenda. Facts are just facts "God did it" is not an argument. It is an excuse for intellectual laziness.
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caffeine Member (Idle past 1053 days) Posts: 1800 From: Prague, Czech Republic Joined: |
It doesn't have the comedy value of the puns listed so far, but for sheer absurdity the worst name on the planet belongs to poor old 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii'. She actually won a legal battle with her parents to get herself declared a ward of the state, in order that she could legally change her name against her parent's will.
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vimesey Member (Idle past 101 days) Posts: 1398 From: Birmingham, England Joined: |
I'll look it up when I get home, and post the link, but the papers here ran a piece a few years ago about a baby whose parents had named him Drew Peacock.
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