Why would I deny it?
Just making sure we stay honest.
You have serious psychological issues and need treatement before you lose the plot completely and start shooting people you deem to be fat. Will your health insurance cover such treatement.
No need to shoot anyone, just stop taking care of them and nuturing their heath issues related to too much gravy and honeybuns. Of course my insurance plan would cover this, we have a strict no fatties policy.
Everyone's going to thank me when the zombie apocalypse hits and we're all in great shape.
Rule #1: Cardio
In the absence of your comedic mojo that is the the only rational course of action open to you.
It's not absent, I just need to get paid for it. Capitalism, Straggler. Too long have I been giving it away for free in threads, keeping everyone in stitches over my creatively delivered jokes, one-liners and anecdotes. You guys were treated to the finest of comedy when I was "on". But no more; frankly, it's not fair to ME as the performer. I'm an artist, and that makes me special. So until I start seeing checks coming my way (Percy) I'm holstering the funny pistols.
I think I, but most of all you guys, deserve my humor.
But what else is there in life?
Sit ups.
- Oni