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onifre
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Message 151 of 159 (653695)
02-23-2012 3:58 PM
Reply to: Message 150 by hooah212002
02-23-2012 3:54 PM


Re: Light Relief
DON'T DO IT!!! All he tweets about is horse cocks, marmalade and sex with transvestites.
...and gardening.
- Oni

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Straggler
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Message 152 of 159 (653711)
02-23-2012 6:55 PM
Reply to: Message 149 by onifre
02-23-2012 3:46 PM


Re: Light Relief
Oni writes:
And that really is YOU, tell them, Straggler.
Why would I deny it?
Oni writes:
No fair, I really DO picture everyone like that.
You have serious psychological issues and need treatement before you lose the plot completely and start shooting people you deem to be fat. Will your health insurance cover such treatement
Straggler writes:
Since losing the weight and being buff Oni has lost his comedic mojo.
Oni writes:
I can't always be the jester here. Time to get serious.
In the absence of your comedic mojo that is the the only rational course of action open to you.
Hoo writes:
All he tweets about is horse cocks, marmalade and sex with transvestites.
But what else is there in life?

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hooah212002
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Message 153 of 159 (653714)
02-23-2012 7:43 PM
Reply to: Message 152 by Straggler
02-23-2012 6:55 PM


Re: Light Relief
But what else is there in life?
Beer and cheeseburgers.

"There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not an idiot." -Dawkins

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Shield
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Message 154 of 159 (653718)
02-23-2012 8:24 PM
Reply to: Message 153 by hooah212002
02-23-2012 7:43 PM


Re: Light Relief
hooah212002 getting it on for the first time:

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hooah212002
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Message 155 of 159 (653720)
02-23-2012 8:41 PM
Reply to: Message 154 by Shield
02-23-2012 8:24 PM


Re: Light Relief
Pfft. As if i've ever been with a woman. I'm a 29 year old basement neck beard: virginity level 99, woman aversion level 75.
Edited by hooah212002, : No reason given.

"There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not an idiot." -Dawkins

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RAZD
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Message 156 of 159 (653800)
02-24-2012 9:39 AM
Reply to: Message 151 by onifre
02-23-2012 3:58 PM


Re: Light Relief
DON'T DO IT!!! All he tweets about is horse cocks, marmalade and sex with transvestites.
...and gardening.
what are you channeling santorum now?

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Omnivorous
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Message 157 of 159 (653817)
02-24-2012 2:16 PM
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02-24-2012 9:39 AM


Re: Light Relief
RAZD writes:
what are you channeling santorum now?
Uh...that's not marmalade.

"If you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you can collect a lot of heads."

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RAZD
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Message 158 of 159 (653828)
02-24-2012 5:00 PM
Reply to: Message 157 by Omnivorous
02-24-2012 2:16 PM


Re: Light Relief
RAZD writes:
what are you channeling santorum now?
Uh...that's not marmalade.
I guess that depends on your orangements, but that's only if you want to get into it.
Enjoy

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onifre
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From: Dark Side of the Moon
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Message 159 of 159 (653908)
02-25-2012 11:59 AM
Reply to: Message 152 by Straggler
02-23-2012 6:55 PM


Re: Light Relief
Why would I deny it?
Just making sure we stay honest.
You have serious psychological issues and need treatement before you lose the plot completely and start shooting people you deem to be fat. Will your health insurance cover such treatement.
No need to shoot anyone, just stop taking care of them and nuturing their heath issues related to too much gravy and honeybuns. Of course my insurance plan would cover this, we have a strict no fatties policy.
Everyone's going to thank me when the zombie apocalypse hits and we're all in great shape. Rule #1: Cardio
In the absence of your comedic mojo that is the the only rational course of action open to you.
It's not absent, I just need to get paid for it. Capitalism, Straggler. Too long have I been giving it away for free in threads, keeping everyone in stitches over my creatively delivered jokes, one-liners and anecdotes. You guys were treated to the finest of comedy when I was "on". But no more; frankly, it's not fair to ME as the performer. I'm an artist, and that makes me special. So until I start seeing checks coming my way (Percy) I'm holstering the funny pistols.
I think I, but most of all you guys, deserve my humor.
But what else is there in life?
Sit ups.
- Oni

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