well i do have a truck, but i would never put a decal on it, and I am not a flag waver. also i do not have any tats. but you guessed my vehicle correctly.
let me try: do you drive a prius or some pussy ass underpowered hybrid?
to be fair I don't own any animals, they are my roommate's (though I still usually feed them and let them outside.
funny enough my roommate is a liberal attorney in DC.
I hate cats, my roommate hates guns, we both compromise and deal with each others' baggage.