AE writes:
me writes:
I've actually tried to be gay before.
Roflmfao! Priceless.
Well, I live by very simple philosophies.
(1) Know thyself.
(2) Life is short, make sure to try out everything you can.
(3) Pray to Zeus everyday for the christian rapture to come soon.
I'll tell you a story. We have a friend that is gay. Her brother is gay. And recently, both her parents came out.
They were young, religious, and just wanted to start ASAP their very christian family. Their son, our friend's big brother, got the hell out of the south and then came out. He now goes around playing piano at various events for a living.
Shortly after he left, our friend came out. She and her partner just bought a place together. They moved in last month with their 3 kids.
The parents slowly left their christian ways and both came out a couple years ago. I actually danced with the dad once.
Talk about a gay family, we actually literally have an honest to god gay family here.
The point is nothing good can result from lying to yourself. In this case, our friend's parents have decided to stay married but go off and date other people on their own. Their mutual agreement has made them infinitely happier with their lives.
Think of all those closeted republicans that every once in a while are caught fucking prostitutes or try to get a blow job at public bathrooms? Do you honestly think they are happy with their lives?
Going back to my very simple philosophies, notice that know thyself is the #1 on my list. When people ask me about my sexuality after they observe me to dance with other men, I tell them I'm straight. Their next question is usually "how do you know?" I can literally answer them "because I've tried it before and it didn't work out." I know myself with absolute certainty. Do you?