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Dr Adequate
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Message 152 of 204 (607144)
03-02-2011 9:59 AM
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03-02-2011 5:10 AM


If you could travel back to the beginning, an atheistic ToE would expect an eternal equilibrium of nothingness - not the evolution from big bang to elements to earth.
In the first place, no-one would expect that unless what was present "in the beginning" was nothingness in stable equilibrium. If you can prove that, there are people in Stockholm who'd like to give you some sort of medal.
In the second place, the ToE would say nothing at all about what we should expect under those circumstances. Because it's the theory of evolution.
You might as well complain that you couldn't derive the existence of spaghetti from Maxwell's First Law.
From a purely theoretical standpoint, a theistic view based on a Designer would predict a vast array of biological diversity ...
Why?
OK, under your hypothesis if we could read the mind of God just before he poofed things into existence, then one could predict everything down to the number of spots on the first ladybug. But otherwise, no. Given merely the standard basic claims about God, for example that he is perfectly wise and good and so forth, we couldn't predict anything --- as this thread has pretty much demonstrated. Faced with any detail of reality, you just have to suppose retrospectively that that's what a good and intelligent God would have come up with.
Consider what you would think if there was less biological diversity. Suppose, for example, that there weren't any whales. Would you honestly then be going around saying: "There is, I admit, less biological diversity than a theistic view based on a Designer would predict; hence, there is no God"?
Good question.
So good that you have apparently chosen to answer a completely different question.
But, ID isn't based primarily on "good design" or "optimality."
Or, to put it another way, it's a retreat from a position that appeared to make actual predictions.
One of the (many) problems with creationism as it stood was that if it was true we would have expected the universe to look less like the work of a bungling sadist. The solution? Remove predictive power from your hypothesis until we haven't a clue what sort of thing the designer would design.
Of course, this makes it somewhat inconsistent for you to claim that a "view based on a Designer would predict a vast array of biological diversity". If the degree of intelligence of the designer is not given a priori then the dumb klutz might have made a couple of half-assed attempts at bacteria and then given up because it was too hard for him.
We do know how to recognize design when it comes to man made objects vs. naturally created objects.
Yeah. For example, we know that tigers fall into the latter category.
The central tenet of ID must surely be that "we", or at least 99.9% of biologists, do not know how to recognize designed objects.
We do know that intelligence is the only empirically verified cause behind specific/complex designs.
What we verify empirically is that when we study the history of any particular organism we see its genotype and phenotype being formed by natural and unintelligent processes.
We know what ingredients are necessary for the first replicating cell ...
I've got Stockholm on the phone for you again.
Darwinism has as many unknown details as you might accuse creationism of ...
Well, no. Because creationism is all holes. How did such-and-such a thing happen? A miracle. Why did it happen? God wanted it that way. What can we predict from creationist premises? Nothing; we can just say retrospectively that God must have wanted the world to look like it does. Why does the world look exactly like the theory of evolution is true? Well, for some reason every particular detail is how God chose it to be for subtle reasons of his own.
... but you are right - scientists haven't waited to figure out all the answers before accepting evolution.
Or gravity.
The earth/moon/sun system is a complex system with all the specifics finely tuned for life - which is strong evidence for a designer.
Or that there are zillions of stars and zillions of planets, and the chances against none of them being suitable are literally astronomical.
Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

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Message 153 of 204 (607154)
03-02-2011 10:16 AM
Reply to: Message 150 by Aaron
03-02-2011 5:10 AM


Hi, Aaron.
Aaron writes:
I see a difference between the ToE explaining differences and expecting differences.
So do I. But, I feel like ToE does both.
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Aaron writes:
If you could travel back to the beginning, an atheistic ToE would expect an eternal equilibrium of nothingness - not the evolution from big bang to elements to earth.
Yeah, this is kind of a tangent, but I disagree on two accounts:
  1. The Theory of Evolution has nothing to do with cosmology. The Theory of Evolution is specifically a theory about life, so, until there is life, the Theory of Evolution is powerless to explain, expect or predict anything.
  2. Given that most scientists and atheists do not expect what you say they would expect, I think you've overstepped your bounds in stating what they would expect. As for me, I am not an atheist, but I don't really see much support for the assertion that the atheist view of cosmology and abiogenesis are wrong.
If you'd like to keep discussing abiogenesis (I have done so on many occasions, although I'm not an expert in that field), please start a thread and I'll join you there.
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Aaron writes:
I just gave the tuna speed as an example of the benefits of maintaining higher body heat on motor/chemical abilities.
Sure, I understand. But, if you can't establish a consistent pattern in the data, then you can't really make the argument stick.
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Aaron writes:
Couldn't you say that their presence as the largest predator in the ocean and widest global distribution of any other mammal is proof enough that they're doing something right?
Sure, but I'm not arguing that whales haven't been successful: I'm only arguing that it's very strange to design a boat out of a car when you've already got a lot of tried and true boat designs available.
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Aaron writes:
But, manta rays don't have the distribution range of whales.
Surely this is only because the designer designed them this way. Why couldn't they have been otherwise?
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Aaron writes:
You could make the same claim about a number of other links in the food chain. Why are there 10 species of African carnivores when only one species could do the job? Why are there so many types of insects that help pollinate flowers? But, you expect variation from a design/artist paradigm.
I don't think this matches my argument very well at all. I wouldn't say that a less-diverse system is preferable: I would only argue that a whale seems to be a sea creature hastily (and somewhat sloppily) modified from land mammals, rather than a specifically-designed sea creature.
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Aaron writes:
ID says that we can recognize design - and design implies a designer. Even if somebody makes the claim that an organism or a structure is "bad design" - there is still the underlying understanding that the thing in question has a design.
I don't think that this is a particularly honest portrayal of the ID movement. "Bad design" is clearly anathema to the views put forward by every IDist I'm familiar with.
Furthermore, I don't believe that the ID movement has demonstrated that people really are capable of recognizing design in any generalizable way. Sure, perhaps they are capable of recognizing the products of human manufacture, but it isn't clear what general principles there are that can be applied to things beyond human manufacture.
This is another topic that should be shunted off into another thread if we want to keep discussing it.
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Aaron writes:
The earth/moon/sun system is a complex system with all the specifics finely tuned for life - which is strong evidence for a designer.
What a strange argument. You certainly wouldn't expect life to exist somewhere that wasn't suitable for its existence, would you?
So, why is it particularly informative that life exists where life can exist?
Again, we would need to start a new thread to continue this discussion.
Edited by Bluejay, : "life" instead of "live"

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)
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Message 154 of 204 (607168)
03-02-2011 11:21 AM
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03-02-2011 5:10 AM


Aaron writes:
I'm about to get on a little tangent - but I see a difference between the ToE explaining differences and expecting differences.
That's what makes it good science. The inability of DNA to replicate perfectly, along with the natural selection of "improvements" over "mistakes", makes diversity inevitable.
The design hypothesis, on the other hand, only allows for the possibility of diversity. It can't predict anything. Design advocates can never know why the designer gave bats, humans and whales the same hands for very different environments. The theory of evolution predicts that descendants of a common ancestor will branch out to fill environmental niches, which explains the hands nicely.
Aaron writes:
You wouldn't predict that molecules would independently form the first replicating cell.
Sure you would. You'd predict that, given the appropriate conditions, atoms would react to form anything that is made of atoms.

You can have brevity and clarify, or you can have accuracy and detail, but you can't easily have both. --Percy

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Message 155 of 204 (607484)
03-04-2011 2:50 AM
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02-23-2011 1:03 PM


Re: Whale legs
"A real theory is able to tell us what should and should not exist. It would appear that intelligent design is not able to do this."
You get that from reading what I've written?
I wasn't trying to lay out a complete creationist theory with all the ins and outs.
My whole purpose in starting the thread was to refute complaints of bad design.
"Why would an omnipotent and omniscient deity need to put a tail on a fetus only to have it reabsorbed?"
We talked about the tail bud in another thread:
EvC Forum: How creationism explains babies with tails

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Message 156 of 204 (607488)
03-04-2011 4:29 AM
Reply to: Message 127 by Dr Adequate
02-23-2011 4:24 AM


Re: Whale legs
Dr. Adequate,
"Well, if you want to claim that nature looks like the perfect product of a perfect designer, then you need to have some idea of what would constitute an imperfect design."
I think I've gone out of my way to try and say that just because the designer is perfect - it doesn't mean that he is logically bound to create perfect creatures. I don't think perfection isn't something we can measure. I could say that plant photosynthesis is "perfect" - but you could think of a hypothetically better variation where a plant generates more energy from the sun and can store it longer.
I don't think any created thing can ever be "perfect." Only God is.
Since we've only been focusing on whales, do you consider tiny legs on a Dorudon an example of imperfect design? However you interpret them vestigially- they fulfilled a purpose. Do you think they are imperfect because they made you believe in evolution?
"So ... it was perfect then and it's perfect now?"
It worked then and it works now. If we lose a significant amount of species it will work less well.
"To give tetrapods wings that were designed from scratch would have taken "near limitless power".
How about going from a single celled aquatic organism to a bird?
That's pretty amazing power, eh? So if you add time - THEN evolution has near limitless power.
"But for some reason the Creator decided that the very very best wings he could make for tetrapods involved variations on the same design that he used for the front legs of other tetrapods."
Again, this is not an attack on the "perfection" of the wing design and how well wings work. This is an attack on how similar the structures are - which is apparently bad because it makes you think of evolution.
What would a better wing be? One with different shaped bones so you didn't think of evolution?
Why is bone structure your sticking point. Maybe God should have put unique muscles and organs in each creature just so you wouldn't think they evolved.
"Dorudon lived in the open sea - hunting in shallow clear waters.
Do you have any evidence for this or are you making it up as you go along?"
Making it up of course.
"Dorudon atrox has aquatic adaptations shared with modern cetaceans, and other characteristics that are not. These others are not inferior to those adaptations seen in modem cetaceans, just different. Dorudon atrox individuals were adequately adapted to living in the warm shallow seas of the Eocene of Egypt.
"Placental mammals have vestigial genes for producing egg-yolk proteins."
I just barely started to do some reading on this.
Here's an interesting tid-bit:
Bees also have the vitellogenin gene - which has nothing to do with egg yolks. It is a glycolipoprotein - used to transport lipids. Bees use it to store food in their bodies and as an antioxidant - and they didn't get it from their lizard ancestor.
"Yes, but it isn't the thickness of the involucrum or any other adaptation to hearing underwater that made the discoverers of Pakicetus exclaim: "By Jingo, this has the ears of a whale!""
Actually, that's pretty much how it went...
"The first fossil, a lone skull, was thought to be a mesonychid
Mesonychid. Mesonychia are an extinct order of medium to large-sized carnivorous mammals that were closely related to artiodactyls and to cetaceans... but Gingerich and Russell recognized it as an early cetacean from characteristic features of the inner ear"
I'm pretty sure they also said "by jingo!"
"Would you or anyone care to comment on the audio lecture I posted in #71 by Richard Sternberg?
You seem to be using the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy. You're retrospectively calculating the odds of the mutations which actually happened to happen happening."
I didn't do the calculations. I referred to the paper. Are you saying that the right mutations were able to happen because we now have whales? and the only way you can have a whale is by mutations?
"I'll wager that he was more of an expert on whale anatomy then you are. I don't see how you can get more expert in the anatomy of whales than by actually dissecting a frickin' whale."
I never claimed I knew more about whales than he. I cited people who know more about whales and function of the pelvis than he. I can dissect a whale and be no more an expert than I am now. It takes someone who is familiar with whale anatomy and behavior to say what the bones are used for.
"Step back, see the big picture. This isn't just about whale legs."
The only reason we got on the topic of whale legs is because someone used them as evidence of bad design.
"Why is it that time and time and time again, the mighty omniscience of God always comes up with the solution conformal to evolutionary biology?"
The solutions of evolutionary biology is that time will produce organisms that look ideally designed for their environment. If there was a "better" design for the arm, flipper, and wing, certainly it would have evolved by now, wouldn't it? The truth is that the current design works very well. It meets the needs of the organism. Why wouldn't God use a design that works well?
Evolution predicts step-wise solutions that lead to a powerfully functional design - limited only by the laws of physics.
Why would the creation solution be any different - only that God started with the powerfully functional design?
Darwin said: "How have all those exquisite adaptations of one part of the organization to another part, and to the conditions of life, and of one distinct organic being, been perfected? ... In short, we see beautiful adaptations everywhere and in every part of the organic world."
I am looking at the big picture. You want to focus on the mysterious bones in the whales hind quarters and say they are proof that there isn't a designer.
I'm looking at the whale as a whole, saying that it is a creature beyond the constructive ability of random mutations.
You focus on one animal and wonder why it also doesn't have echolocation. Obviously proof that there isn't a designer.
I'm looking at the broader ecological structure and noting that a well designed circle of life is based on creatures that don't have every conceivable ability and adaptation.
I wish I had more time to respond to everybody's questions quicker. I try not to dish out cliche one-liners. I try to be thorough and do my research.

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Message 157 of 204 (607503)
03-04-2011 8:56 AM
Reply to: Message 156 by Aaron
03-04-2011 4:29 AM


Re: Whale legs
I don't think any created thing can ever be "perfect." Only God is.
Hmm. So God can make a rock so big he can't lift it. That's good to know.

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Dr Adequate
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Message 158 of 204 (607518)
03-04-2011 11:06 AM
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03-04-2011 4:29 AM


Whale legs and everything else
I think I've gone out of my way to try and say that just because the designer is perfect - it doesn't mean that he is logically bound to create perfect creatures. I don't think perfection isn't something we can measure. I could say that plant photosynthesis is "perfect" - but you could think of a hypothetically better variation where a plant generates more energy from the sun and can store it longer.
I don't think any created thing can ever be "perfect." Only God is.
Perfect can be a relative as well as an absolute term. If I speak of "the perfect bacon sandwich", I do not mean that it is the sum of all perfections, I just mean that it's better than all other conceivable bacon sandwiches.
Since we've only been focusing on whales, do you consider tiny legs on a Dorudon an example of imperfect design? However you interpret them vestigially- they fulfilled a purpose. Do you think they are imperfect because they made you believe in evolution?
To summarize my view: the point about whale legs and indeed everything else is that it would be freakishly strange if good design also always just happened to be consistent with evolution. You seem to have been driven to (implicitly) defend the view that it is, but without offering us any particular criterion to identify good design.
It worked then and it works now.
What does "working" consist of? What sort of thing would you say didn't "work"?
How about going from a single celled aquatic organism to a bird?
That's pretty amazing power, eh? So if you add time - THEN evolution has near limitless power.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound, and I can nearly do the same thing --- I can go up the stairs of the building, one at a time.
Again, this is not an attack on the "perfection" of the wing design and how well wings work. This is an attack on how similar the structures are - which is apparently bad because it makes you think of evolution.
What would a better wing be? One with different shaped bones so you didn't think of evolution?
Why is bone structure your sticking point. Maybe God should have put unique muscles and organs in each creature just so you wouldn't think they evolved.
That would have been nice of him, yes.
Again, the point is not that I think that the wings are bad, but that you must think that making wings bearing all the hallmarks of evolution was the best of all possible ideas. Again.
Really, what are the odds that every time the perfect being thought up the perfect design, it just turned out to be one that would gladden the hearts of Darwinians?
I just barely started to do some reading on this.
Here's an interesting tid-bit:
Bees also have the vitellogenin gene - which has nothing to do with egg yolks. It is a glycolipoprotein - used to transport lipids. Bees use it to store food in their bodies and as an antioxidant - and they didn't get it from their lizard ancestor.
The key words there would be bees use it. So they do. We don't --- it's a pseudogene. But for some reason when the Almighty brooded over the primordial chaos, he thought that it would be better to give us one of those than not.
You don't know why, do you? But I do know why it's there.
Actually, that's pretty much how it went...
No, it isn't. The features that made them recognize it as whale-ish were not adaptations to living underwater.
I didn't do the calculations. I referred to the paper. Are you saying that the right mutations were able to happen because we now have whales?
My point is that you're only retrospectively identifying these as the right mutations. Is it really conceivable that there is only one right way to not develop legs?
The solutions of evolutionary biology is that time will produce organisms that look ideally designed for their environment. If there was a "better" design for the arm, flipper, and wing, certainly it would have evolved by now, wouldn't it?
Not necessarily. As you point out in the next paragraph: "evolution predicts step-wise solutions". Which is why you're wrong to say that they are "limited only by the laws of physics".
The truth is that the current design works very well. It meets the needs of the organism. Why wouldn't God use a design that works well?
We may assume that a God of unlimited power and wisdom wouldn't ever settle for "good enough". He'd produce the best arm, the best flipper, the best wing. So why does he always do so in such a way as to fool me into believing in evolution? Either that was part of his goal (but surely we must say with Einstein that "he is not malicious") or the whole of nature constitutes a coincidence so vast that the mind can barely grasp its magnitude --- or, of course, evolution occurred.
I am looking at the big picture. You want to focus on the mysterious bones in the whales hind quarters and say they are proof that there isn't a designer.
No, I want to look at the big picture. Which is why I just urged you to look at it with me. And why I keep referring to it.
You know, like this:
Dr Adequate, post # 101 writes:
What I want to know from you is why it should be "the best way" and why "the best way" is always consistent with the theory of evolution.
Dr Adequate, post # 101 writes:
Why are all God's wonderful, ineffable, unbeatable ideas consistent with evolutionary biology?
Dr Adequate, post # 119 writes:
Now if we take that with all the parallel cases in other animals ...
Dr Adequate, post # 134 writes:
Why is it that time and time and time again, the mighty omniscience of God always comes up with the solution conformal to evolutionary biology?
Dr Adequate, post# 142 writes:
In which case evolutionists would be guilty of cherry-picking --- if there was anything at all in nature which didn't "fall in line with what they already think is the case".
Dr Adequate, post# 142 writes:
The claim is that everything fits with the evolutionary paradigm. That is what you have to explain away.
Dr Adequate, post #152 writes:
Why does the world look exactly like the theory of evolution is true?
Does this sound like I want to focus on whale legs, or like I want to look at the big picture?
It is easy enough for you to hypothesize that Dorudon's legs were used as a "sexual clasper". It is only slightly more difficult for you to imagine that they might have been the best of all conceivable sexual claspers. This is particularly easy since you are free to imagine that handicapping an animal might have been part of God's perfect plan.
One homology does not a summer make. I agree.
The question that I keep asking you is why in every instance, every darn time, God's perfect plan involved mimicking the expected results of evolution. That's the big picture. That's what I'm looking at. I am still awaiting your answer.
Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

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Message 159 of 204 (607521)
03-04-2011 11:43 AM
Reply to: Message 158 by Dr Adequate
03-04-2011 11:06 AM


Re: Whale legs and everything else
Dr A writes:
Really, what are the odds that every time the perfect being thought up the perfect design, it just turned out to be one that would gladden the hearts of Darwinians?
God obviously either loves Darwinians or despise creationists enough to want to seriously annoy them.
Praise be to him I say.

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Message 160 of 204 (607582)
03-04-2011 6:36 PM


The Great Jenkins
Boss: Ah, Jenkins, isn't it? Do come in, sit yourself down. About this new design of yours ...
Jenkins: Yes, sir. We're all very excited about it.
Boss: So am I, Jenkins. So am I. But I was wondering ...
Jenkins: Sir?
Boss: These structures on the diagram here? Labeled "wings"?
Jenkins: Sir?
Boss: You do know that the product isn't meant to fly?
Jenkins: Sir.
Boss: Because, and I can't emphasize this enough, it's a lawnmower.
Jenkins: Yes sir.
Boss: Contact with the grass could be considered a sine qua non of its function.
Jenkins: Yes sir.
Boss: Flight would be most undesirable and might well expose us to lawsuits.
Jenkins: Well of course, sir. Of course I know that.
Boss: So it seems to me that the wings would be a flaw in the design.
Jenkins: Only if they made it fly.
Boss: They don't?
Jenkins: Oh good heavens no. No, they're far too small. If you look at the area to weight ratio ... make it fly? Oh my, there's going to be a few chuckles in the lab over that, if I may say so sir.
Boss: I defer to your engineering expertise, of course. But can I ask ... if they don't make it fly, in what sense are they wings?
Jenkins: Homology, sir.
Boss: Homology?
Jenkins: Yes, sir. I copied the shape, the internal structure, the wiring, everything, from a blueprint of a Boeing 747. Look, they've even got little ailerons.
Boss: But it won't fly.
Jenkins: Oh no, don't you worry about that.
Boss: Well, I must admit that a lawnmower with wings that doesn't fly is, if anything, better than one with wings that does. And yet ...
Jenkins: Sir?
Boss: Well, I don't wish to seem obtuse, but ... why have wings at all? I admit that I'm no engineer, but it seems like bad design.
(There is an awkward silence for about six thousand years.)
Creationist: Excuse me.
Boss: Who are you and who let you in?
Creationist: I'm a self-appointed expert on Intelligent Design.
Boss: And who let you in?
Creationist: Which part of "self-appointed" is giving you trouble?
Boss: Security!
Creationist: No, wait, let me speak. This is, after all, one of those situations where an expert ---
Boss: Self-appointed expert.
Creationist: --- where a self-appointed expert on Intelligent Design is invaluable.
Boss: There's something in what you say. This isn't going to cost me anything, is it?
Creationist: Time and possibly some brain-cells, but no actual money.
Boss: OK, the floor's yours. Please explain in what way Jenkins' design is intelligent.
Creationist: Oh, I can't do that.
Boss: You can't?
Creationist: No. But what I can say is this. This design was produced by Jenkins. The Jenkins! The great Jenkins! The inventor of the non-flammable match for use in gunpowder factories and at gas stations, the first and indeed only man to attach a non-functioning rudder to a non-aquatic ironing-board, and of course the unparalleled visionary who realized that if he put square wheels on houses this would prevent them from rolling downhill.
Boss: I'm familiar with his work. Painfully so. What's your point?
Creationist: My point is that Jenkins is a perfect engineer. If he put non-flying wings on a lawnmower, he must have intended them for some function.
Boss: And can you say what this function is?
Creationist: I'm glad you asked --- I can speculate wildly on that very subject.
Boss: And could you also tell me why this function would best be achieved by copying the wings of a 747?
Creationist: Yes! Yes! Yes. Er ... no. Not as such. But ... this is Jenkins! The Jenkins! The grea ---
Boss: Yes, yes. Well, it's true that I don't know much about engineering. Though nor, I suspect, do you. But Jenkins has been with the company for a long time --- it seems like an eternity --- so I guess I'll just have to have faith in Jenkins.
Creationist: Amen to that.
Boss: By the way ... by the way, where is Jenkins?
Creationist: I believe he's around here somewhere ...
Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.

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Message 161 of 204 (607586)
03-04-2011 10:20 PM
Reply to: Message 156 by Aaron
03-04-2011 4:29 AM


Flip the Script
Obviously proof that there isn't a designer.
The argument that animals aren't perfect is nowhere being used to establish the lack of a designer. It is a counter to the argument that animals being perfect establishes a designer. If you reject animals as perfect there is no argument to be had.

When cometh the day
We lowly ones
Through quiet reflection
And great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make
The bugger's eyes water
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Message 162 of 204 (607605)
03-05-2011 6:58 AM
Reply to: Message 160 by Dr Adequate
03-04-2011 6:36 PM


Re: The Great Jenkins
Very funny Doctor. But let me provide an alternate ending:
Boss: OK, the floor's yours. Please explain in what way Jenkins' design is intelligent.
Creationist: Well Jenkins original design was a 747, Sir.
Boss: "Was"?
Creationist: Yes, Sir. Beautiful machine. Breathtaking. Perfect.
Boss: So what happened?
Creationist: Well, Jenkins had a fairly major falling out with the Company, Sir...
Boss: How major?
Creationist: Well...we sort of collaborated with our main competitor... behind his back...
Boss: Infernal Enterprises? Why on earth would we do that?
Creationist: (Evasive, sheepish) Oh...you know...better pay...fancier sounding titles...
Boss: So how on earth did Jenkins react?
Creationist: Not very well at all, sir. He built degenerative mechanisms into all his inventions. We call them "mutations"(nervous laugh). The longer the machines operate, the more the "mutations" break them down, and we have to keep assigning more and more basic functions to them...
Boss: You mean, his 747...
Creationist: Yes Sir. His beautiful, beautiful 747...
Boss: Is now a lawnmower???
Creationist: Yes Sir- but what a lawnmower...!
Boss: (Sighs, and then murmurs) Why does it still have wings?
Creationist: Oh Sir- do you know what it would cost to get rid of them? Makes far more economic sense to just leave them where they are. I mean, they still look pretty. And some engineers are saying that they even might even improve cooling to the engine. Typical of Jenkins. He could never be completely destructive. Not in his nature...
Edited by Kaichos Man, : Spacing
Edited by Kaichos Man, : format
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"When man loses God, he does not believe in nothing. He believes in anything" G.K. Chesterton

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Dr Adequate
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Message 163 of 204 (607613)
03-05-2011 9:12 AM
Reply to: Message 162 by Kaichos Man
03-05-2011 6:58 AM


Re: The Great Jenkins
If any creationist really thinks that evolutionary processes could and did do the equivalent of turning a plane into a lawnmower (and "what a lawnmower"!) then in what sense is he a creationist? It seems something of a falling off from the faith.
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ringo
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Message 164 of 204 (607618)
03-05-2011 9:59 AM
Reply to: Message 162 by Kaichos Man
03-05-2011 6:58 AM


Re: The Great Jenkins
Kaichos Man writes:
He built degenerative mechanisms into all his inventions.
That isn't intelligent design; it's malicious design. A perfect booby-trap may refute the "bad design" thesis but it isn't something I'd brag about.

You can have brevity and clarify, or you can have accuracy and detail, but you can't easily have both. --Percy

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Message 165 of 204 (607620)
03-05-2011 10:03 AM
Reply to: Message 163 by Dr Adequate
03-05-2011 9:12 AM


Re: The Great Jenkins
If any creationist really thinks that evolutionary processes could and did do the equivalent of turning a plane into a lawnmower (and "what a lawnmower"!) then in what sense is he a creationist? It seems something of a falling off from the faith
The horse was originally (according to evolutionary folklore) a small creature with a fully articulated spine and five toes on each foot. It now has one toe on each foot, a fixed spine (not capable of sideways movement) and is much bigger due to a mutation to a growth-control gene.
An impressive creature, but it is what it is today due to a succession of deleterious mutations.
Oh, and it eats grass. There's your lawnmower.

"When man loses God, he does not believe in nothing. He believes in anything" G.K. Chesterton

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Message 166 of 204 (607621)
03-05-2011 10:22 AM
Reply to: Message 165 by Kaichos Man
03-05-2011 10:03 AM


Re: The Great Jenkins
Hi, Kaichos Man.
Kaichos Man writes:
An impressive creature, but it is what it is today due to a succession of deleterious mutations.
Mutations that make the horse bigger and help it run faster are "deleterious"?
I'm not sure you're clear on what "deleterious" means. Start here. Then, you can go here for a discussion of what "deleterious" means in the classification of mutations.
After you've done that, feel free to revise your statement and bring it more in line with the topic of the thread.

-Bluejay (a.k.a. Mantis, Thylacosmilus)
Darwin loves you.

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