Humour VI

Number 12 is especially true. My brother is one of those that has to have the latest in everything. He could have probably open up his own video rental store with his dvd collection. When HDDVD came out, he sold all his dvds and spent god knows how much to buy HDDVDs. When bluray came out victorious, he somehow managed to sell his HDDVD collection and started over with blurays. There's a joke in the family. Basically, we can't wait to see what's next so he could waste more money to restart his collection.Incidently, he's also got the latest, most bad-ass computers. As for me, a dual core is good enough for now.

1)2)3)4)- Oni

Onifre, they kinda suck.

i liked the Joan rivers go daddy commercial, and the carmax i feel like a kid in a candy store commercial, but i agree with your top 3.

Well then you make a commercial and lets see how close to perfect yours is...- Oni

The greatest thing to ever happen on the Feud. Watch till the end.
"Name Something You Pass Around" - Watch more Funny Videos 8% of the people in the survey are awesome!- OniEdited by onifre, : No reason given.

If I ever stop laughing, I'll respond.

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There is no better love between 2 people than mutual respect for each other WT Young, 2002

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Who gave anyone the authority to call me an authority on anything. WT Young, 1969

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Since Evolution is only ~90% correct it should be thrown out and replaced by Creation which has even a lower % of correctness. W T Young, 2008

Oh that's my fantasy. Since the first time I remember seeing those signs I had it in my head that some bi-plane would occasionally come by and do strafing runs.

Industry wisdom is that Blue-Ray will be the last format to 'own' as a hardcopy with streaming systems the next and final generations.

I heard an allegedly true story today of a guy out walking in a park in Lubbock, Texas on a beautiful spring day (and there have been about eight such days with winds under 40 mph there in the last several decades, so it could even actually be true.) He came upon a young woman in a bikini, with the top unfastened, sunbathing belly down on a towel. He walked over to her, bent down, and asked, "Miss, if you're planning to smother those puppies, could I have one?"

......former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld was presented with the [Conservative Political Action] conference's "Defenders of the Constitution" award.Now that is humor!
of a very twisted sort.....

Moose struck it down in the suggestions and questions thread as off topic, but I found it hilarious. It seems more apropos in this thread.Dr. A's poem:For reasons you alone know why
you slander, slur and vilify
and libel and malign and lie
and thick and fast the insults fly
at those whom you demean;
in words four letters long you prate
about the people whom you hate;
you smear, traduce and denigrate
and cast aspersions and create
an ugly scene.But if some voice of protest's heard ---
some angry or dissenting word
to tell you that you're quite absurd
or give the finger or the bird
or dare to answer back
or goad you on with words that nettle,
you hypocrite, you show your mettle
by calling on the mods to settle
just which utensil, pot or kettle,
is deeper black.You two-faced fool, you prate and piffle
and talk a lot of silly drivel
and sob and scream and whine and sniffle
how other people should be civil
as though your posts don't stink.
You throw your childish fit of pique
and stamp your little feet and shriek,
have tantrums 'til you're hoarse and weak
and get so angry you can't speak
or even think.You moan of what you must endure:
a terrible ordeal, I'm sure
for one so deeply immature
to get to taste the stuff that you're
so fond of dishing out.
With neither honesty nor wit
you throw your little hissy fit
and babble out your prissy shit
and prove yourself a hypocrite
beyond all doubt.Feel free to scratch my name upon
your potty little ostracon
and tell the mods I should be gone
and see if you find anyone
who gives a tinker's damn.
You silly whining little pest,
though long and loudly you protest
I think MacMahon put it best:
"I'm here, I stay" ("j'y suis, j'y reste")
--- and here I am.Well done, Dr. You should write a book with funny atheist poems (if you haven't already.) In fact, there are some creative people here at EvC, maybe a small book (like the Atheist bible, or a book you read in the john) with some original poems, songs, raps like Stragglers, all from atheist. Something like that. And yes, I'm baked right now, but it's still a good idea. I think? - Oni

I am sure that between us we can conjure up something suitable for the toilet....... Hmmmmmmmm

I just ran across this and it reminded me of Dennis Markuze/David Mabus, plus its just funny in general so I'm posting it here:

In related news, Michael Vick was awarded "Dog Lover of the Decade" by the ASPCA.