It's not my fault your network is suffering from a decided lack of international hot spots these days. So Davis and Arnold refused the wad of cash you offered them for the pay-per-view mud wrestling event? No fue culpa ma, you bloodsucking international media mogul.
And that booger-flicking match 'twixt me and Dan was the sorriest excuse for entertainment yet. The color commentary provided by you and Sr. Mammuthus was the only worthwhile thing about it. Sorry to hear your multimedia empire is embroiled in such international intrigue as a result.
Don't think it hasn't been commented on that Rei's absence from the forum coincides with the new talent signing schedule of your A&R folks at the Quetzal Recording Group. If she decides to abandon Heritability of Zero for a fat solo contract with QRG, I'll personally make sure your voluminous tail feathers get scorched but good.
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I would not let the chickens cross the antidote road because I was already hospitlized for trying to say this!-Brad McFall