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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Jon Ronson on the Insane Clown Posse.
I love Ronson. He's never mean to people, he just hands them a length of sturdy rope and a manual on how to tie knots.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Too easy. Too, too easy. You are the second most witty poster on these forums.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
The American Family Association says that bear attacks are God's punishment for our sins.
The solution? Kill the bears. The comments are also amusing, but not as amusing as the fact that someone wrote this in the first place.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Fair enough. Though unless their contributors are chosen by lot from the adult population, I think they must shoulder some of the blame.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I'm still not sure why I was expected to think "carrot". Does it have something to do with the number "1" resembling a carrot? No, most people will say "carrot" if you just ask them cold. It is possible that distracting them with arithmetic first makes them more likely to do so; or it is possible that the makers of the video just did that to make it more impressive. If they just said: "Name a vegetable", and then said: "We bet you said "carrot" because 80%* of people do so when asked to name a vegetable", that would leave you relatively unimpressed.
* I can't be bothered to look up the exact percentage, but it is large.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
Name a tool. The first thing that came to mind was one of these:
I'm going to guess that most people say "hammer".
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I did my first programing in 1966, and built my first computer over 20 years ago. Abacuses don't count.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
I think this is funny. Try to imagine it being spoken with genuine and evident pride.
Way back in geologic timeso scientists will all agree my ancestors were blobs of slime and simple as can be, but I'm descended from the blobs that best performed their blobby jobs the blob aristocrats, the nobs --- a noble pedigree! So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. Invertebrates were next to dareto wriggle in the seas and squirm and those that passed their genes on were the finest sort of worm. I'm sprung from those invertebrates who had the most inverte-mates and lots of hot inverte-dates --- a noble pedigree! Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. When first the vertebrates were grownto swim in oceans far and free and flexed their novel spines of bone in some Devonian sea then all the fish from which I am descended were the best that swam, their schools passed nature's strict exam --- a noble pedigree! and so with pride I must confess my lineage, as you may guess is one long story of success and so gave rise to me. When tetrapods began to standand crawl about upon their legs then from the best in all the land who laid the nicest eggs my line descends: from ranks and squads of well-adapted tetrapods whose strength and cunning beat the odds --- a noble pedigree! So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. And in the Cenozoic worldwhen monkeys leapt from tree to tree they munched on fruit and nuts, and hurled their dung with zest and glee: and from the simians that flung with greatest force and aim their dung, this is the line from which I'm sprung --- a noble pedigree! Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. And every single hominidthat passed on their genetic strains did best the things that ape-men did and had the largest brains; and so in each and every case my forbears in the human race competed well and took first place --- a noble pedigree! and so with pride I must confess my lineage, as you may guess is one long story of success and so gave rise to me. Oh, what an heritage is mine: one splendid and unbroken line of creatures that made out just fine and so gave rise to me. So I'm descended from the best, the creatures that surpassed the rest, excelled them all at Darwin's test and so gave rise to me. |
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined: |
But her numbers sound unlikely!!! Well they do. She may have a point. If she produces her numbers by breaking down that string of digits into two-digit pairs, then as the largest number in the UK National Lottery is 49, she'd be picking numbers which are guaranteed not to come up. It is possible that that's what she meant.
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Dr Adequate Member (Idle past 315 days) Posts: 16113 Joined:
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Something very similar was screened on British Tv as an advert. I don't know if it's the same squirrel.
Edited by Dr Adequate, : No reason given.
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