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Trump won 
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Message 61 of 69 (58821)
09-30-2003 6:19 PM


I'm not going to be allowed to visit this site at school if you two keep it up.

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MrHambre
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Posts: 1495
From: Framingham, MA, USA
Joined: 06-23-2003


Message 62 of 69 (58822)
09-30-2003 6:22 PM
Reply to: Message 60 by Dan Carroll
09-30-2003 5:20 PM


Daniel Carroll
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL
USA
Dear Sir:
The Nobel Committee intends to honor you for your contribution to world culture, your dedication to improving the intellectual climate of civilization, and your concern for the artistic future of the human race. You get a shiny medal and some cash. You have to make a speech but you get fed.
Not since Kingsley Amis's waning days have I read such a complex, intriguing display of an artist’s lack of imagination as I did when I read all your messages in the Class Clown thread. Your admirable refusal to use humor in this forum indicates a serious purpose. Your simple, almost retarded prose is a refreshing change from the posts elsewhere at EvC, where people flaunt their verbal skills and wit quite brazenly. It’s fascinating to read posts like yours, where the tedium is uninterrupted by gaudy displays of intelligence.
Call me when you get to Stockholm and we’ll hang out. I don’t meet many people like you.
Sincerely,
Kevin Nobel
The Nobel Committee
Stockholm, Sweden
Next to Finland
No, the Other Side

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MrHambre
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Message 63 of 69 (58823)
09-30-2003 6:24 PM
Reply to: Message 61 by Trump won
09-30-2003 6:19 PM


You heard him, Dan-O, keep up the good work!

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Message 64 of 69 (58847)
09-30-2003 8:01 PM
Reply to: Message 63 by MrHambre
09-30-2003 6:24 PM


Dear MrHambre:
I declare Dan Carroll to be the winner. Do you really want to argues with [i]me?
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Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!

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MrHambre
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Posts: 1495
From: Framingham, MA, USA
Joined: 06-23-2003


Message 65 of 69 (58870)
09-30-2003 10:00 PM
Reply to: Message 64 by Cthulhu
09-30-2003 8:01 PM


It's about time
Hey Cthulhu,
Who died and left you high priest of the Great Old Ones? Oh, you did? Well then, it's settled.
Esteban Hambre
Miss Puerto Rico
First Runner-up

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John
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Message 66 of 69 (58898)
09-30-2003 11:52 PM
Reply to: Message 64 by Cthulhu
09-30-2003 8:01 PM


Oooh scary... I bow before he of the forgotten closing UBB tag.
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No webpage found at provided URL: www.hells-handmaiden.com

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Dan Carroll
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Message 67 of 69 (58905)
10-01-2003 12:40 AM
Reply to: Message 64 by Cthulhu
09-30-2003 8:01 PM


See? Dark Lork Cthulhu knows the score.
And remember, Hambre... even if you make your way through him, you'll still have the three headed goat god Jahbulon on your ass.

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Dan Carroll
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Message 68 of 69 (58909)
10-01-2003 12:58 AM
Reply to: Message 62 by MrHambre
09-30-2003 6:22 PM


Dear Mr. Hambre:
Please stop writing. We understand that you have strong feelings regarding this "Dan Carroll" person, and that you feel the need to spend your lonely nights composing fake letters to him, signed with pseudonyms.
However, as we have told you before, neither the Chicago Cubs, nor its parent company Tribune Media Services have any interest in your Class Clown Wars. Those stupid freakin' bobble-head dolls we sell to chumps outside the park for eighteen bucks a pop could tell that Mr. Carroll is the greater comedic talent, not to mention the superior human being. Why can't you?
Sincerely,
Dusty Baker
Manager, The Chicago Cubs
1060 W Addison
Chicago IL
60613

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Dan Carroll
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Message 69 of 69 (58949)
10-01-2003 10:28 AM


Sinking to Hambre's level. What's happened to me?
I tell you, Hamby, I used to be able to feel the comedy down in my soul. I could do more with a quick, well-placed robot ninja than with every last swear in the English language.
I miss those days, when the robot ninja would fight their natural enemy: the performing circus bear on a unicycle. The clang of sword on bone, the hiss of tooth on flesh, and the smell of clown feces rotting in the background.
Good times.
You know I used to have a small army of carnies at my beck and call, ready to bite the head right off a chicken and spit it at my detractors? They would vomit on the floor to prevent my feet from touching the ground. I asked them to stop, but apparently it's their custom.
Carnies are wonderful people; planet Earth's natural antibody to the hobo infestation. Always ready with a laugh, a song, and VDs of all shapes and sizes.
I had all that, and here I am trading "nuh-uh, you fuck"s with Andy Dick's stunt double.
It's time to get back to my roots, Hambre. No more dancing around with fake letters and TV promos. You wanna take me on, you take on the hobos, the carnies, the robots, the midgets and the monkeys. Because they're all on my side, big man. And they're seriously pissed off.

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