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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
I think it's held up pretty well. It has. But you were noticeably less bolshy back in the day..... As, predictably, were most of us as newbies.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Crash writes: Then, one day, I decided to try "asshole"! No, just kidding. Oh don't put yourself down!!
Crash writes: I think it was more of a slow evolution as my patience was worn down by the belligerent ignorance of creationists. They do have that effect...... But there is only so much we can blame them for. And I say that as one tencious arse to another...... But you have 10,000 posts on me so heavens knows what sort of an arse I will be should I ever make it that far.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
I have just realised that I have eceeded 5,000 EvC posts.
Bloody hell!!! I remember when I first signed up here seeing the likes of Iano, Holmes, Crashfrog and Jar with their post counts in the thousands. I remember thinking "Jeez these guys must either have too much time on their hands or be practically full-time professional debators or something". As it turns out EvC should come with a mental health warning. It's like intellectual crack. (**Straggler wanders off looking a bit bemused and shaky like an addict in search of his next hit**)
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
BG writes: Shall we start betting on who's going win the race to 20,000 first? Will it be Jar or Crashfrog? My money is on Jar. He seems to be ever present since his return.
BG writes: They've both had a couple of years off, as well, yet they're still leading the field even with that handicap! I know!!!!! Two years absence and still the next closest competitor (our old sparring partner RAZD I believe) is a few thousand posts behind either of them.
BG writes: Jar has the edge at the moment, but Crash is young and lively, and may not yet have reached his full potential. It's a close call. Place your bets...........
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Well the miracle of modern technology reveals the truth in all it's indisputable glory. Nator in 3rd with RAZD a close 4th.
H writes: What's even more amazing perhaps is that Jar joined more than a year after Crash, and two years after Nator. Jar's prolific post rate puts him in pole position as odds on favourite to be the first to 20K posts.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined:
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Omni writes: I recall ferocious battles with Iano, randman, Faith...suspensions.. A sub topic of this thread could be "My first post that got me suspended" I of course have never (yet) been suspended. (**Straggler gazes angelically at the halo suspended over his head**)
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
BG writes: A reasonable question, I think, and the ever genial Phat agreed in his follow up. How all very civilised!! No indication of the sleeves-rolled-up-brawls that you would get yourself into further down the line......
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
nat writes: This is my first EvC message, all the way back in 2001!!! 2001. Practically prehistoric!!! BTW I think this Message 45 was your first post. Same thread. Earlier post.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
You were suspended for that?! Cripes.
I guess things have lightened up on the suspension front since then.
*Actually, that's commendable, all things considered. Whatever could you mean........?
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Huntard writes: (**Straggler gazes angelically at the halo suspended over his head**) Pff, holier than thou cricket-batting wanker. Oooh. Watch it sonny!! Or I'll have to get my pads out again (Message 82).
Huntard writes: This is my first and only suspension so far, I think Moose missed the point a bit, but ah well. Well I liked your chimpostic parody. But that probably says more about me than the quality or validity of your suspension inducing effort.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Bluegenes writes: Admittedly, I first typed "Actually, that's commendable, considering what an argumentative sod you are", but I changed it as I'd already called you a pussy in the post, and there are limits. Ban him!! Ban him!!! Where is an admin when you need one........?
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
You should hear him in Dutch.
It's amazing.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Meldi writes: I mean, aside from Dr Adequate (all hail His High Passive-Aggressiveness), aren't you one of the meanest, most sarcastic, and realistic posters on EvC? Why Thankyou!! Frankly I am honoured to even be mentioned in the same sentance as Dr. A in this context.
Meldi writes: I'm sure I've seen you suspended a few times. Nope. Not unless I missed it. Edited by Straggler, : No reason given.
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Oni writes: You haven't been suspended yet? Why does everyone find that soooo hard to believe?
Oni writes: I'm with bluegenes, pusssssyyyyy, or...maybe you're just really good at hiding the mean spirit with dem fancy college-type words. So it would seem. Either that or my propensity for limiting my most insulting comments to comic verse, song and rap has thus far excluded me from moderator detection.
Oni writes: Straggler writes: (**Straggler gazes angelically at the halo suspended over his head**) (**...while Oni pisses on it**) Well given that supernatural halos are "meaningless/nothing" it goes without saying that mine is electric.........
BZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT (**Oni writhes around as the sparks fly from you know where **) Straggler: Sniff. Sniff. "Can anyone smell burning flesh? With a hint of toasted cheese..........."
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Straggler Member (Idle past 96 days) Posts: 10333 From: London England Joined: |
Oni writes: Cuz you're a bit of a dick... in a good way, don't get me wrong. It is better to have been a dick "in a good way" than to have never been a dick at all. This is my motto in life. It has served me well thus far.
Oni writes: And this post has now brought you and your lyrics to their attention. Way to go! SSSSHHHHHhhhhhhhh!!! Don't make a song and dance about it. They'll catch on!!
Oni writes: (**Oni stands back up with a sick grin on his face and asks, "Can we do that again?"**) You are never one to be pusillanimous when it comes to dick based experiences huh? Straggler: "OK boys. Harder and faster this time. Oni wants da juice" (**RAZD and Bluejay look up wearily from the exercise bikes to which they are eternally strapped. As they begin to peddle the jump leads to power Strags Halo hum with high voltage electric current. The look of excitement on Oni's face is slightly disturbing**) BBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (**sparks fly**) Oni: OOooooooohhhhhh
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