To kick off:
Here's a song for creatonism. The tune, I hope, is obvious.
Their way to heaven
There's a man here who knows
Where its at, how it goes
Its all written down plain,in the bible
So the earth is not old
as the scientists hold
It's a plot to decieve us with libel
What they say, he is sure
Is a pile of manure
To confuse and bewilder the pious
Evolution's a lie, and the proof is the eye
But the schools and the teachers are biased
But the time will come soon
When they all change their tune
For he's taking the fight to the sinners
He will lie and deceive
Say he does not believe
In a God, just a clever designer
hmmm...and it makes me wonder
Then he'll say its not fair
that the kids can't compare
Other theories, not just evolution
Better theories exist
And they can't be dismissed
Teaching both is the only solution
And creationists all
Will then take up the call
That ID should be taught in the classroom
But most parent's don't know
That it's all just a show
And ID is not what they assume
We'll return to an age
On a far distant page
Full of ignorance and superstition
And be forced to believe
It was adam and eve
We should thank for mankind's disposition
Yes we've been there before
with the church to the fore
15 centuries of superstition
And don't think that they've changed
They are just as derranged
Holding power is still their ambition
hmm...it must make you wonder....
But don't worry, you say
It won't happen that way
Because the Court ruled against it at Dover
But they won't go away
they still plan for the day
So don't think for one moment it's over
hmmm...it SHOULD make you wonder?
(with apologies to Page & Plant)
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