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ringo Member (Idle past 432 days) Posts: 20940 From: frozen wasteland Joined: |
hERICtic writes:
I did. I had no idea it was based on a comic book. Ever see the first one with Dolph Lungren? The only comic books I liked were Classics Illustrated. My favourite was Mutiny on the Bounty, so I guess my dark hero would be Fletcher Christian. Life is like a Hot Wheels car. Sometimes it goes behind the couch and you can't find it.
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hERICtic Member (Idle past 4537 days) Posts: 371 Joined: |
Larni writes: Yeah, then I had to gouge out my eyes and stick a pencil up my nose to lobotomise myself! Makes Warzone look like Shindler's fucking List!! Whaaaaat???? Complete heresy! Lundgren is one of the greatest actors of the 20th century!
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subbie Member (Idle past 1275 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Whaaaaat???? Complete heresy! Lundgren is one of the greatest actors of the 20th century! Even though I share his last name, this line made me throw up in my mouth just a bit. He's on par with Segal and Upchuck Norris. These wastes of celluloid couldn't even play themselves convincingly. Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus. -- Thomas Jefferson For we know that our patchwork heritage is a strength, not a weakness. We are a nation of Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus -- and non-believers. -- Barack Obama We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat It has always struck me as odd that fundies devote so much time and effort into trying to find a naturalistic explanation for their mythical flood, while looking for magical explanations for things that actually happened. -- Dr. Adequate
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hERICtic Member (Idle past 4537 days) Posts: 371 Joined: |
subbie writes: Even though I share his last name, this line made me throw up in my mouth just a bit. He's on par with Segal and Upchuck Norris. Yeah, I throw up in disgust everytime those guys are omitted from the Academy Awards also. Hard to believe Van Damme also hasnt won.
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Larni Member (Idle past 184 days) Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: |
This then begs the question:
Who would win: Norris, Lundgren, Seagul or van Damme? I don't think I should start another fight topic.... Edited by Larni, : No reason given.
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jar Member (Idle past 414 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined:
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I can tell you who would lose, the audience.
Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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hERICtic Member (Idle past 4537 days) Posts: 371 Joined: |
Larni writes: Who would win: Norris, Lundgren, Seagul or van Damme? In acting? Their all winners in my book! But in a fight? Van Damme already beat Lundgren in Universal Soldier! Norris almost beat Bruce Lee! And Seagal....how can you not be the greatest film fighter of all time when you run like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0
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hERICtic Member (Idle past 4537 days) Posts: 371 Joined: |
Larni writes: Who would win: Norris, Lundgren, Seagul or van Damme? I typed your question in "Search" and there are a ton of sites already discussing this! LOL! If you're looking for a movie with some top action stars waaaay past their prime....fighting each other and others: Expendables Trailer
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hERICtic Member (Idle past 4537 days) Posts: 371 Joined: |
Jar writes: I can tell you who would lose, the audience. Crazy talk! People made a big deal when Pacino, De Niro and Brando were together! Imagine the accolades that would pour in for the thespians Lundgren, Norris, Van Damme and Seagal if they were in a movie together! The sheer magnitude of their acting ability and their testosterone..................wow, its just too much to imagine.
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
Ringo opines:
The only comic books I liked were Classics Illustrated. My favourite was Mutiny on the Bounty, so I guess my dark hero would be Fletcher Christian.
Yes! And not to cheat at homework assignments - but yeah. That is why to this day the movie they made for the Time Machine was all wrong (except for possibly the actress they picked for Weena - no, even Yvette Mimiuex was wrong). - xongsmith, 5.7d
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xongsmith Member Posts: 2587 From: massachusetts US Joined: Member Rating: 6.4 |
I feel like giving everyone on this thread a wedgie! - Oni
This says it all. Thank you, my friend. (Wait!! We should start a thread about the FEMALE comic heroines....) What about Mr. Natural? - xongsmith, 5.7d
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Larni Member (Idle past 184 days) Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: |
Wait!! We should start a thread about the FEMALE comic heroines I always held a torch for Jessica Drew era Spider-woman.
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onifre Member (Idle past 2971 days) Posts: 4854 From: Dark Side of the Moon Joined: |
Chuck Norris!!! Everyone knows that. Any time you have a question just ask, WWCND?
quote: - Oni Edited by onifre, : No reason given.
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Larni Member (Idle past 184 days) Posts: 4000 From: Liverpool Joined: |
When Chuck Norris does press ups he is in fact pushing the planet down.
And many, many more.
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Stile Member Posts: 4295 From: Ontario, Canada Joined: |
Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin... it's another fist.
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