Forum Oscars

This happens to me any time I get on stage after a few too many. Always seems like a great idea, because I'm so funny around my friends, but when I actually have to address the audience in a coherent manner I usually forget everything - mostly everything.-Oni

You are not supposed to agree with me! You were supposed to say: "No. Not at all. It was hilarious. I got it even if nobody else did". But that is obviously too much to expect from our resident scyther of BS.I will never drink again. Well.... Until next time. Posting drunk always seems like a really really good idea. Sometimes I read it back later and think - Phew! that sounds almost like you know what you are talking about" and sometimes I read it back and just cringe.

Haha! I gave your post a laughing icon and a 5 rating because I did think it was funny...don't be so sensitive. - I'll assume in a few hours from now.... I always cringe when I read mine back. It's like going through my text messages in the morning after a night of heavy drinking. I regret every text I sent, except the one that achieved it's goal. - Oni

Once again I have a keyboard laced with **random alcoholic beverage** (Argie red wine in this particular instance) as a result of reading one of your posts.

Note to RAZD:i'm BAAAAAACCKK!but all is not well. my MBR fix is still waiting to happen.i tried to get Super GRUB yesterday, but the file was corrupt.
i'll try again today.puppy linux is great.
but the email needs info hidden in unopenable files as of yet, so it goes slow.more later as things develop.thanks again!

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- xongsmith, 5.7d

glad of it, xongsmith. Yes, OS on a stick, along with all your files, means you can take your computer anywhere you have access to a machinePuppy Linux gets my oscar nomination for the best OS: simple and tight. loads into RAM for fast operation. Load from a read only CD and the OS is impervious to virus, trojans, etc, and just need to sweep your personal files.The wave of the future is a portable memory and tangential hardware used as hoc as necessary.Enjoy

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i resemble that remark!

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- xongsmith, 5.7d

Sorry dude. I'll put a disclaimer on my posts that have the humor angle.Btw, did you see who England's first match in the Cup is with? - Oni

Of course!!Like every English football fan I watched the World Cup draw live and direct.USA first game - No friggin problem. Bring. It. On.seriously cannot wait. Have lots of mates going out to SA for the competition. Alas these days I am too domesticated for that to be a realistic option.......But to bring this (very superficially) on topic - Biggest US "soccer" fan? Or are you all imbecilic philistines with no appreciation of the beautiful game?

Are you quoting cheerleading movies? Word. That sucks though, you could have made the trip down there to see them get their asses handed to them (England of course). My team is Spain. But like any sports fan, I support my home team...especially when they're facing England's finnest(?). - Oni

Ahem; if this is still the Oscar thread, I wish to interrupt the yada for nomination of Son Goku, who patiently and good-spiritedly explains physics problems to dummies and to the proficient alike, for Cite Physicist Oscar.

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BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

Typical American. Choose the best team why don't you. For real sports supporters the trials and tribulations of heartache and joy are what it is all about. At the weekend I like to dress up in a min-skirt and play with pompoms. So sue me. I see some banter ahead............But England are playing South Africa at cricket at the moment and I can only concentrate on one sport at a time so that will have to wait.

Yep. SG and Cavey are soooo obvious as nominations that I didn't even feel the need to set a category for them. But yes. Of course SG and Cavey both deserve a nomination here for their contribution to education, understanding and making this forum a cut above the rest in terms of genuine scientific input.Some of SG's "QFT for idiots" has been truly inspiring. Cavediver is more than capable of equally inspirational moments. On an educational level it is hard to seperate the two. SG wins on patience. Cavey wins on cutting but funny remarks to obvious idiots.Take your pick on that basis.

Hi Straggler. Yes, Cavey well deserves one as well as SG; no doubt about it. SG, perhaps is a bit more patient with dummies like me, but then Cavey is somewhat more johnnyonthespot, being somewhat more active in the threads so as to get his patience tried more frequently. Idiologically I don't have a lot in common with either, being a staunch Biblical creationist. Nevertheless, physics is physics, applicable significantly to all.

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BUZSAW B 4 U 2 C Y BUZ SAW.
The immeasurable present eternally extends the infinite past and infinitely consumes the eternal future.

The award for the most persistently pissed (in the British sense of the word) poster:Hic!Santa Claus Santa Claus.
Exposes all of RAZ's flaws.
A triumph of rhyme and reason.
Just in time for the festive season.
Faith based agnostic. With opinions.
The never endiiiing debate continues.
What's your take on subjective ev-i-dence?
Take a stand. Don't sit on the fence!!
Santa Claus Santa Claus.
Unable to be proven non-existent.
Unicorns and Pixies too.
No matter where you look. Or how persistent.
Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny.
Incessant agnosticism is so funny.
Lots of threads.
Lots or posts.
Telepathic dogs, superstrings and ghosts.
Who is right?
Who is wrong?
Who cares? Let's sing a song!!!
Agnostic or a-the-is-tic.
Evidential validity is the yardstick.
Santa Claus. Santa Claus.
Exposes Alllllll of RAZ's flaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwws!Edited by Straggler, : No reason given.