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Agobot Member (Idle past 5530 days) Posts: 786 Joined: |
OpenMInd writes: Scientists see a moon and they hypothesize that it was a result of something that crashed into earth. This is not very sophisticated at all if you ask me. Why don't the scientists start by figuring out the cause of lightning and thunder? I would first explain the present world before making up fancy stories about what happened in the past. As per the above post of OpenMInd in thread "Evidence for God", I'd like to extend my deepest appologies to the affected by my topic "GOD IS DEAD". Apperantly OpenMInd has found critical evidence pointing clearly that God does in fact exist. It's the thunder and lightning! Pop the champaigne and dance. Now the question is - Why haven't scientists been able to explain thunder and lightning for so long and do we need the EVC forum anymore or should we shut it down? Why is NASA withholding evidence again? Free for all/Coffee house? Edited by Agobot, : No reason given. Edited by Agobot, : No reason given. Edited by Agobot, : No reason given. Edited by Agobot, : No reason given. Edited by Agobot, : No reason given.
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Admin Director Posts: 12998 From: EvC Forum Joined: Member Rating: 2.3 |
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2295 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
Agobot writes:
Because, like I said in the original thread as well, thunder and lightning are made by the Mighty Thor. Everybody knows this, so there is no need to delve into this deeper. I'm glad mankind can now once again find their true purpose and die in glorious battle against our enemies! Hail Thor!
Now the question is - Why haven't scientists been able to explain thunder and lightning for so long and do we need the EVC forum anymore or should we shut it down? Why is NASA withholding evidence again?
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ikabod Member (Idle past 4493 days) Posts: 365 From: UK Joined: |
no no no lighting , and thunder are the from the hands of Zeus , not this silly jonny come lately Thor chap ... i mean a god with horns on his hat and carrying a hammer ...really , no sane person would worship that ... toga's and grapes ... thats real divinity ...
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Agobot Member (Idle past 5530 days) Posts: 786 Joined: |
No, you are both wrong - I think OpenMInd means God is just taking pictures of us, at night. I mean, during daytime, you don't really need flash, do you? I think God needs to upgrade his equipment, as it goes BOOM after each shot. Must be an antique Soviet camera from the Smena series:
Smena (camera) - Wikipedia Edited by Agobot, : No reason given.
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Agobot Member (Idle past 5530 days) Posts: 786 Joined: |
Seeing how we now found evidence that God exists, I tried to send a letter to God with the folowing service, however they charge $10 to send it :
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Huntard Member (Idle past 2295 days) Posts: 2870 From: Limburg, The Netherlands Joined: |
ikabod writes:
Thor will kick your feeble Zeus's behind anytime! He is strongest of all the gods! You heretic! You will not gain acces to valhalla like this! repent now and fight to the death! no no no lighting , and thunder are the from the hands of Zeus , not this silly jonny come lately Thor chap ... i mean a god with horns on his hat and carrying a hammer ...really , no sane person would worship that ... toga's and grapes ... thats real divinity ... no no no lighting , and thunder are the from the hands of Zeus , not this silly jonny come lately Thor chap ... i mean a god with horns on his hat and carrying a hammer ...really , no sane person would worship that ... toga's and grapes ... thats real divinity ... Edited by Huntard, : quote code stuff went wrong
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kuresu Member (Idle past 2513 days) Posts: 2544 From: boulder, colorado Joined: |
Valhalla didn't appear as a concept until after contact with christians as far as nordic/viking scholars can tell. Damn lack of written sources.
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Legend Member (Idle past 5006 days) Posts: 1226 From: Wales, UK Joined: |
wouldn't it be really funny if they sent the letter and it came back with a '404 - Not Found' error message ?!
"We must respect the law, not let it blind us away from the basic principles of fairness, justice and freedom"
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subbie Member (Idle past 1255 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
Do you fools know nothing?!?
Thunder is caused by strangely dressed men playing ninepins in the mountains. Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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Agobot Member (Idle past 5530 days) Posts: 786 Joined: |
Legend writes: wouldn't it be really funny if they sent the letter and it came back with a '404 - Not Found' error message ?! Save a few bucks on intermediaries and write directly to God: GOD@GOD.COM
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Rahvin Member Posts: 4032 Joined: Member Rating: 9.2 |
GOD@GOD.COM
God is a commercial entity? That explains a lot...
For those not savvy on the reasons for .com, .org, and the other endings of web addresses, .com is short for "commercial," and is supposed to be used for businesses. This is why whitehouse.gov is the government page, and the .com version is a commercial venture that I wouldn't visit on a work computer
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Granny Magda Member Posts: 2462 From: UK Joined: Member Rating: 4.0 |
For those not savvy on the reasons for .com, .org, and the other endings of web addresses, .com is short for "commercial," and is supposed to be used for businesses. Similarly, is a reference to the site's function as Satan's net with which to drag innocent souls away from Christ... Mutate and Survive "The Bible is like a person, and if you torture it long enough, you can get it to say almost anything you'd like it to say." -- Rev. Dr. Francis H. Wade
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Son Goku Inactive Member |
Really! That's very interesting. My native mythology has a rake of stories changed by Christianity, but I didn't know Nordic mythology was changed that much by its arrival. Then again, Valhalla is never actualy mentioned in most of stories, which is often the sign of something introduced later. At last in my experience.
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kuresu Member (Idle past 2513 days) Posts: 2544 From: boulder, colorado Joined: |
Well, as I mentioned, we lack written sources for the period before christian contact. The vikings just didn't write*, everything was passed on orally. The first writings about vikings (except for a few mentions from classical roman writers) are from christians or those who were dealing with christians. Viking mythology is probably less known than the greek and roman pantheons. We don't really know the rituals, we don't really know the religion as it was before contact. While I'm not all that knowledgable, I wouldn't be surprised is the viking flood of blood wasn't in some way influenced by noah's flood. Rangarok has the flavor of armegedon to it (in that the survivors come to live in a world similar to the one which results from the second coming of Christ).
*There are the rune stones, but these are also from the era of christian contact and do not deal with religion except so far as to say "Erik Haraldson died a Christian", and those are rare enough. Most simply talk about the death of a person.
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