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ThreeDogs Member (Idle past 5851 days) Posts: 77 From: noli me calcare Joined: |
quote:Hi, David! Did you look at the water in your glass under a microscope? It does come across as fairly lighthearted. The Brits are like that, good old chaps, chips and fish, and such. If you wanted me to laugh, I'll gladly tell you that I did.
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WhisperingDavid Junior Member (Idle past 5915 days) Posts: 7 Joined: |
I can't believe people are confused by how serious I am. I'm completely serious. Here is some more proof that the bible is correct.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm1grO1ZD-I
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
yeah right...
Its obviously a joke or a parody.
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WhisperingDavid Junior Member (Idle past 5915 days) Posts: 7 Joined: |
No, I really did create a universe in that box.
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New Cat's Eye Inactive Member |
Maybe you should have spent those six days dieting and exercising
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WhisperingDavid Junior Member (Idle past 5915 days) Posts: 7 Joined: |
I have recently got out of hospital for kidney problems. I don't think that's a funny thing to joke about.
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Am5n  Suspended Member (Idle past 5902 days) Posts: 106 From: New York City, New York, United States Joined: |
AIG writes: You can come stay at my house! but make sure you bring food and a couple of packs of redbull with you, cause we'll be staying up late and Gaming out 24/7 Biatch! w00t!
can I come and stay with you until my house is declared safe for occupancy? BS48 writes: It doesn't say 24 hours in genesis, therefor I agree with your statement.
There is nowhere where it states that the "day"in genesis is 24 hours long.WD writes:
No, I really did create a universe in that box.CS writes: OH GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL! *LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!* LMAO!! *LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!* wow... that was a good laugh right there.
Maybe you should have spent those six days dieting and exercising WD writes: are you sure it was kidney problems? AHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!
I have recently got out of hospital for kidney problems.
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subbie Member (Idle past 1255 days) Posts: 3509 Joined: |
No, I really did create a universe in that bo I suggest that you keep whispering, and stop posting your nutty ideas where other people can see them. If it gets out that you really believe these things, they may come and take you away. Those who would sacrifice an essential liberty for a temporary security will lose both, and deserve neither. -- Benjamin Franklin We see monsters where science shows us windmills. -- Phat
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WhisperingDavid Junior Member (Idle past 5915 days) Posts: 7 Joined: |
Yes it was kidney problems. I had to have one removed last year and for the past three months I have been basically bed ridden. Because of this, I gained weight in weird places and couldn't exercise to get rid of due to the surgery. I am, however, much better now. If you watch the video, you will notice that I have a barbell that I am using for exercise. I'm also an avid dancer.
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jar Member (Idle past 395 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
Stick to dance.
The second parody is not as funny as the first one and even that was not as funny as most of the actual material from Biblical Creationists. Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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WhisperingDavid Junior Member (Idle past 5915 days) Posts: 7 Joined: |
My second video was not supposed to be funny. I was just bored of debating with people.
And I don't recall anything funny ever coming out of Texas, so I'm not too worried about your opinion.
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jar Member (Idle past 395 days) Posts: 34026 From: Texas!! Joined: |
My second video was not supposed to be funny. Then you succeeded. Anyone so limited that they can only spell a word one way is severely handicapped!
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EighteenDelta Inactive Member |
LOL
That was almost as funny as this one... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504&feature=related I think that they were serious though. I like your parody better. Get an agent and work on your stand up routine. I like the comments you added to your page...
MostFamousDavid writes: Men have fewer ribs than women, I know this as a fact as I went to medical school. Surely you are referring to 'fewer ribs' when they go to outback steakhouse, right? Not, like, anatomically? Pure comedy gold man. Thank you Dr. David... -x
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sidelined Member (Idle past 5909 days) Posts: 3435 From: Edmonton Alberta Canada Joined: |
WhisperingDavid
Mehinks you should get a hold of the surgeon to ask what they did with your bullshit radar.
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AZPaul3 Member Posts: 8513 From: Phoenix Joined: Member Rating: 5.3 |
Come on people. The satire in his videos is carried on in his postings. The persona remains intact; the caricature of creationism in all its glory.
Some of the mean-spirited push backs surprise me. The man’s bullshit radar is working just fine. He has found the mother load and is shovelling it up everywhere. Y’all just gotta try to keep it out of your mouth.
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