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bluegenes
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Message 16 of 74 (422551)
09-17-2007 6:00 PM

For several recently ex-communicated EvC Christians
There was a young Southern Baptist
So shy, he had never been kissed
So, frustrated in love
His thoughts turned up above
And he became a creationist
​
One fine day, he joined EvC
Typed his thoughts for the world to see
He made a big hit
Spouting non-stop sh*t
Gish galloping wild and free
​
Soon came the inevitable day
Reason went completely away
The poor little sod
Has decided he’s God
But we all know it’s really just R”
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(“Sod” isn’t cheating to rhyme here in the U.K.) Sod - Wikipedia(disambiguation)
  
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Message 19 of 74 (422579)
09-17-2007 7:51 PM 		Reply to: Message 18 by ringo
09-17-2007 7:39 PM

creepy folk should realize
we need not capitalize
it is their fault
they whine for nought
and should just buy new eyes
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Message 21 of 74 (422608)
09-17-2007 8:32 PM 		Reply to: Message 20 by ringo
09-17-2007 8:05 PM

To hit the shift for some's a strain
An almighty tiresome pain
But then they could
And surely should
Just buy another brain
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Message 23 of 74 (422616)
09-17-2007 8:49 PM 		Reply to: Message 22 by ringo
09-17-2007 8:43 PM

The rhymes can't get worse than mine
And I think that yours are devine
As for ursus the bear
I just couldn't care
So long as your poetry's fine
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Message 27 of 74 (422633)
09-17-2007 9:16 PM 		Reply to: Message 24 by ringo
09-17-2007 9:03 PM

Re: For them as doesn't know it...
There was a young man called Ringo
A true lover of the lingo
All through the night*
Limericks he would write
He never could let a good thing go
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*(It's 2:00 am here)
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Message 29 of 74 (422640)
09-17-2007 9:28 PM 		Reply to: Message 28 by Jon
09-17-2007 9:21 PM

Re: For them as doesn't know it...
But bluegenes to Canada has been
And to all the time zones between
Canadians aren't slow
They just get too much snow
And thus slip behind, it would seem
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Message 36 of 74 (422780)
09-18-2007 10:42 AM 		Reply to: Message 35 by Jon
09-17-2007 10:38 PM

Been is ben?
If been is ben, then is teen ten?
With teen as ten, then is mean men?
Does this young Yank
deserve a spank
Or is he on English keen, but it beyond his ken?
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Message 48 of 74 (423079)
09-19-2007 5:15 PM 		Reply to: Message 46 by RAZD
09-19-2007 4:50 PM

Happy Birthday
Blow out the candles, enjoy all the cake
Good wine and food does a birthday make
If our Phat gets phatter
It doesn't really matter
For a happy phat Phat, a genial admin will make
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Message 52 of 74 (423094)
09-19-2007 5:54 PM 		Reply to: Message 50 by RAZD
09-19-2007 5:39 PM

Re: getting there
There might be a prudish admin from Texas
A puritan sent here to vex us
An old fashioned prude
Who can stand nothing rude
So you'd be better stop mentioning sex, RAZD
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Message 54 of 74 (423096)
09-19-2007 6:04 PM 		Reply to: Message 53 by RAZD
09-19-2007 5:58 PM

apologies to nj (speaking of admins) irresistable rhymes!
There is a young man called nemesis
Who knows all the answers in Genesis
Like a juggernaut he rages
Through all EvC pages
But does truth ever come from that pen of his?
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Message 57 of 74 (423100)
09-19-2007 6:25 PM 		Reply to: Message 55 by ringo
09-19-2007 6:17 PM

Creationist Limerick
Adam and Eve were naked in Eden
Adam liked it the first time he see'd 'em
She said, "what's that thing doin'"
And soon they were screwin'
And I think that's where we'ed better leave 'em
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