chiro. you should have documented your sleeplessness. it seems you have a record.
I'd suggest there's a certain "unreliable narrator" effect here. I understand (from watching
House) that people deprived of continuous sleep eventually settle into a pattern of microsleep, where they fall asleep for minutes or seconds at a time. Typically they're unaware of it since it generally happens when they let their attention flag or wander.
I hope Chiro wasn't operating heavy machinery.
(And I don't mean to suggest that he's an unreliable person.)