No. They pause, look confused, then their eyes get kind of wide as they say, "Oh! Ohhhh, oh, that's awful." (By the end of this sentence, their eyes have ceased to be wide.)
Which is the exact reaction I'm going for, so that's okay.
"I know some of you are going to say 'I did look it up, and that's not true.' That's 'cause you looked it up in a book. Next time, look it up in your gut."
-Stephen Colbert