Percy writes:
Campaign slogan: A creationist in every pot!
Position on evolution: Best religion on the planet
Favorite hobby: Seeking and destroying evidence for the flood
Favorite sport: Olympic cow tipping
Favorite song: You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd (Roger Miller)
I vote for Percy on the basis of his platform. It was everybody neck and neck and neck and...until I saw the platform, then it was no contest.