humor II

Inspired by this post.I, for one, would love the idea of an "Absolute Fucking Lunatics" conspiracy-theorist/apocalypse-worshipper/beyond-pseudo-science section at EvC.

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"We had survived to turn on the History Channel
And ask our esteemed panel, Why are we alive? And here's how they replied:
You're what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should have died."
-Andrew Bird

You mean crank.net? I love crank.net endlessly. See if you can find the EvC alumni listed on it!

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"We had survived to turn on the History Channel
And ask our esteemed panel, Why are we alive? And here's how they replied:
You're what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should have died."
-Andrew Bird

A man runs into a bar, slams his fists down on the counter, and says, "line me up seventy-five shots of whiskey, now!"The bartender does it, and the man downs them all, one after the other. The bartender lets out a slow whistle, and says, "I've never seen anyone drink like that!"The man responds, "You'd drink like that too, if you'd got what I've got."The bartender leans in close and somber, and whispers, "What have you got?"The man leans in close and whispers, "Twenty-five cents."

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"We had survived to turn on the History Channel
And ask our esteemed panel, Why are we alive? And here's how they replied:
You're what happens when two substances collide
And by all accounts you really should have died."
-Andrew Bird