if critics could point out the nonsense you guys teach kids
Teacher: Good morning class, today we're going to "teach the contraversy". Behind me you'll see two pictures. The one on the left is Pakicetus, a four legged animal from the Eocene, it lived roughly 40-50 million years ago. The picture on the right is a sperm whale, alive today. You'll notice that the skull of Pakicetus has a some very interesting features. These are found in Pakicetus, Rodhocetus, Basilosaurus, and Aetiocetus - taking us from this primative ancestor through to modern whales.
A student stirs.
Teacher: Yes, Randman?
Randman: Um, you said you were going to teach the contraversy.
Teacher: Yes, of course. Another explaination is that the modern whale just spontaneously appeared a few thousand years ago, that it has no ancestors and the more primative, and increasingly more whale like creatures we see stretching back through time either simply didn't exist at all, or also spontaneously appeared as is.
Randman: Your first theory is ridiculous. I'm laughing at it. The second theory is so much more likely.
Suddenly, a whale appears in the classroom, crushing them all flat.
Randman: (From under the whale) See!